Let's write a story

Neil3030

he noticed a small side road leading towards the docklands..

Bomberman

thinking he was in the clear, he turned on the radio to the southern classics channel for some good getaway music. a wry smile spread across his lips as the state border was only 20 miles south

Evil Phil

Mean while, back at the hospital; Tom's suprise recovery continues. "He's heading for the border", Tom muttered to himself as the chase unfolded live on CNN.

Bard

What Tom didn't know about, of course, was the dangerous, heaving, purple object under the very bed he was in.

Megatron

it stired to life grabbing one of the nurses, then a sound like chalk squiking could be heard "Salior where are you" ?

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands.
P.S. Avator fromerly know as Gamblor !!

Magwitch

Back at the Hospitol the doctors never give up CPR and eventually our hero pulls through. "You nearly died son" siad the doctor. "Is the war over doc?" he asked.

"Yes son, it was nasty, nearly a full blown flame war with killer robots and a rouge trouser press. But its over now. You can expect flash backs, but its just your mind talking Boll*x".

"Now get autta here, your wife has ben kidknaped by some sailor type!"

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Keep your powder dry and your pants moist

Neil3030

All of a sudden tom started to seize up. "MENDOSA!!" he roared "MENDOSA!!"
"who is Mendosa??" the doctor asked.

Evil Phil

Meanwhile; Tom's hippy wife "Cloud" came down of the acid and realized that the killer robots and giant purple monster things never actually existed. "Phew", she said, "Now we can get back to the story!".

So, as already stated, Tom was making a suprise recovery and muttering "He's heading for the border". With that, Tom jumped up and ran out to the helicopter pad ...

Fat Sunny

Not seeing a helicopter disheartned our hero, so he gloomily returned to his bed where he was injected with morphine to keep him at bay.

rumpelstiltskin

He lay in his drug indced haze for what seemed like hours.
His mind flickering, trying to retrace the tracks of what had just happened.
Meanwhile the sailor was nearing the border

grill-me-a-haddock

The child kicked and screamed irritably in the back of the car. The Sailor began to think that the child was becoming too much of a burden evvin if she was good for hostage purposes.

smoke.me.a.kipper

with the sailor on the run with a defenceless hostage, tom remembered the first time he had seen the sailor, and wondered how the sailor had managed to convince his wife and the doctors to let him into the hospital room in the first place. he wondered if his wife was in league with the sailor. is he right or is the morphine making him ill.

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

(gees what a lovely story )

n e way


but the sailor wasint really a sailor!
he was an evil henchman working for the "secret organisation of terrorists"...!!!

aka the S.O.O.T gang..

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- Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> Man causes all problems. No man, no problems. - Stalin </font>

rumpelstiltskin

The morphine wore off and tom jumped up out of his bed.
he knew he must get away, if his wife was in league with S.O.O.T. then the doctors and the whole damn hospital probably were too.
A fat orderly approached tom with a needle but he quickly snatched it, plunging it into her face and running for the door.
In the cold dark carpark, tom stood naked, a needle his sole weapon.
He looked to the border and contemplated his next move...

Excelsior

And then he shat his cacks.

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My Adolescent website:
http://www.iol.net/~mullent

JustHalf

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Excelsior:
And then he shat his cacks.</font>

*Applause*

spag

then he realised he wasn't wearing any cacks. The faeces just spilled out onto the street. He stumbled about in it a bit, then took off down the stret, needle held out before him to stab any on-lookers...he could trust no one at this point. Behind him he heard screams as an old lady came across his pile
"Memo to self", he thought, " lay off the all-bran"

smoke.me.a.kipper

then everything went black. suddenly he found himself back in the v.r. training room @ hq.

damn, he said. "i almost had the sailor. lets load it up again." then it all went black again.... he found himself back in the program. will he catch the sailor this time??

He stabbed out his cigarette and walked towards the window.

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

and thenn he opened the window

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- Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> Man causes all problems. No man, no problems. - Stalin </font>

Neil3030

He leaned outside the window and loking down he was surprised to see a canal flowing past where the gleaming pavement lay in his previous mission.

grill-me-a-haddock

he saw a gondola and made a leap for it...

JustHalf

The boatsman tipped his hat, grinned and said: "Remember ME?!?". He tossed his cloak to the ground, revealing the green metal of the hastily constructed killer robot!

Neil3030

Then Tom kicked the robot in the testes, causing him to fall into the canal and the mirky water cused his circuits to seize up and fry. The robot fell lifeless and limp and plunged to the water bed THUS ENDING HIS PART IN THE STORY OK JUSTHALF? HE'S DEAD OK DEAD. GET OVER IT. BOO MOTHER****ING HOO. OK ITS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM NO MORE GODDAM ROBOT HE IS DEAD

Any way tom guided the vesel to the nearest parking bay, got off and ran into a hotel....

JustHalf

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Neil3030:
Then Tom kicked the robot in the testes</font>

Don't be silly. Robots don't have testes.

llatsni

especially not hastily constructed ones.

The robot whipped out his lazer targeting M16 with rocket pod and took aim...

nesf

Unfortunately, being kicked in the testes caused the robot to become disorienated. Mistaking the launching tube for the eye-piece, caused the robot to become part of that sub-atomic realm that we call robot(not sure on this) heaven, you know where all the calculators and bad literary characters go...

llatsni

Where he recruited and trained (outside of the time continuum) minions of Avenging Angel robots. Thus he returned with his army at exactly the same moment he left to reap his holy vengence on his prey.

Neil3030

But then our hero attatched an extension to his boot which enabled him to kick all the robots in the testes at the same time which caused them to short circuit and die while at the same time the city of venice passed a law that outlawed any electronic lifeform in the city, thus ending any part robots have to play in the rest of the story!!!!!

JustHalf

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Neil3030:
But then our hero attatched an extension to his boot which enabled him to kick all the robots in the testes at the same time which caused them to short circuit and die while at the same time the city of venice passed a law that outlawed any electronic lifeform in the city, thus ending any part robots have to play in the rest of the story!!!!!</font>

For a start, that sentence is too long. Secondly, I've already explained that robots have no testes. Why can't you understand that? Is this some unresolved issue from your childhood?

Neil3030

YOU LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD OUT OF THIS!!! THE BUTTON WAS RED.....IT WAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!

<ahem>

anyway, Tom ran up the stairs of the Hotel to find his room door open....