Let's write a story

smoke.me.a.kipper · 22-05-2001 7:03pm

the room had been trashed. he heard a noise from the next room. there was someone still there.

nesf · 23-05-2001 2:28pm

He stepped into the room, and saw Elvis standing before him, "dammit I shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms on my way here!", he thought.

Da Bounca · 24-05-2001 3:23pm

this is crap

Da Bounca · 24-05-2001 3:24pm

said tom.

then he began to sing.

Doc · 24-05-2001 5:08pm

Tom’s real wife entered the room with a small silver gun in her hand, she could no longer stand his constant drug abuse and the endless hours he spent in the V.R. room.

Neil3030 · 24-05-2001 5:16pm

She aimed the gun and fired...

smoke.me.a.kipper · 24-05-2001 5:20pm

and hit the young girl who just came out of a coma.....

DeadBankClerk · 24-05-2001 5:43pm

But tom's real wife could do no damage in the virtual world. Tom heard the gunshot then a scream and looked around furiously, he could not make out where the oise came from. He smelled fresh gunsmoke.

He removed his helmet to find his wife dead, in a pool of blood, a silver gun by her side, and a large dent in the steel wall beside him. Ricochet, he though.

But why was she shooting?

Doc · 25-05-2001 3:18pm

Tom realised he was the resin for her death, that he had neglected the only woman he ever relay loved.

Bard · 25-05-2001 3:35pm

He removed his helmet again to find that he'd been inside a VR world inside a VR world. Handy, that. There was his wife standing in front of him, - not dead, but naked - with all her in and out bits going in and out in just the way he liked. B|tchin'!", he thought.

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Sean · 25-05-2001 4:35pm

i used this story to do my homework

the master loved it thanks lads

Sean ownz j00 all!!

Sean · 25-05-2001 4:38pm

i used this story to do my homework

the master loved it thanks lads

Sean ownz j00 all!!

Sean · 25-05-2001 4:39pm

i used this story to do my homework

the master loved it thanks lads hehe

Sean ownz j00 all!!

JustHalf · 25-05-2001 4:48pm

Originally posted by Sean:
i used this story to do my homework
the master loved it thanks lads hehe

You rock Sean, you rock.

Excelsior · 25-05-2001 5:34pm

And then I shat my cacks.

Excelsior · 25-05-2001 5:41pm

When I saw Just Half and Iltsani kissing.

My Adolescent website:
http://www.iol.net/~mullent

Neil3030 · 25-05-2001 5:45pm

Originally posted by Sean:
i used this story to do my homework
the master loved it thanks lads hehe

How did you use it and why did you post 3 times?

Lenny · 25-05-2001 5:58pm

This story was copyrighted (c) by Neil3030
You should have asked the topic creator's permission.

JustHalf · 25-05-2001 6:11pm

Originally posted by Excelsior:
When I saw Just Half and Iltsani kissing.

No, he smells like your cacks

JustHalf · 25-05-2001 6:12pm

Originally posted by OJ:
This story was copyrighted (c) by Neil3030
You should have asked the topic creator's permission.

I'm sorry. I didn't know Neil3030 could copyright my work.

I don't know who I'll give the "spanner of the year" award to, you or him.

Neil3030 · 25-05-2001 6:25pm

"We're going to have to remove your brain," he continued; "but don't worry, we're going to put it in a hastily-constructed robot killing machine."

"Oh bugger", said the doctor, "better get the robot killing maching prepped. We're going to the OR."

Just then, the killer robot was unleashed!

"He is the maker of the hastily-constructed killer robots, and he is surely going to kill us all!"

The boatsman tipped his hat, grinned and said: "Remember ME?!?". He tossed his cloak to the ground, revealing the green metal of the hastily constructed killer robot!

spanner of the year??
I think you are looking at a clean sweep at the annual muppet awards which will include the coveted "spammy plank" "i talk through my ass" and the oh so respected "just being a plain gimp" award.

not to mention spanner of the year.

now back 2 d story plz

JustHalf · 27-05-2001 12:23am

DeadBankClerk · 27-05-2001 4:46am

this thread has descended into muppetry.

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llatsni · 27-05-2001 2:01pm

WOW!! If you look really closely and let your eyes lose focus you can see a killer robot just above Kermit de Frogs head. Amazing those magic eye things...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 27-05-2001 6:22pm

muppets

- Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

Man causes all problems. No man, no problems. - Stalin

smoke.me.a.kipper · 27-05-2001 8:44pm

anyway, beck to the story.

so tom assumed he was being set up. there was only one man who could help him now. his name. Dr. Emmet Clown. so Tom caught the next plane out to Hillvalley.

He assumed the name Matty McFox for the rest of his trip.

Upon arriving in Hillvalley, he found Dr. Clowns lab empty and his dog Einstone missing. he called Doc's cell phone.

"Matty, meet me at Twin Pines mall, tonight. and bring my vdeo camera."

Matty arrived that night. He saw Doc's white truck, and as he came closer the back of the truck opened up. out drove Doc in a Delorean!!

Then Doc opened the Deloreans gull wing door and stepped out. Matty said....

"Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one"

JustHalf · 27-05-2001 9:48pm

Doc replied.

Wow, that's actually the smartest thing you've ever said.

Followed by:

I have some sweeties. Want to get into my car?

Matty, a spotty teenager with the intellectual capacity of a flame grilled toad burger, jumped in. He looked at the glowing blue panel in the back.

Matty:
Is that a flux capacitor?
Doc:
No, there's no such thing as a flux capacitor.
Matty:
What's it powered by?
Doc:
Oh, just some plutonium I got from some terrorists. *pause* I mean, if it was a flux capacitor it would be. But it isn't. Because there's no such thing as a flux capacitor. Now, you drive away at 88 miles an hour while I get shot to pieces by the terrorists I got the plutonium from. I mean, er, humourous hair style.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 27-05-2001 10:18pm

Matty, being chased through the parking lot by the lybians, said

lets see if u can do 90

as he aproached 88 miles an hour, he heard 3 sonic booms.... and a brilliant flash of light engulfed the car.

suddenly he reliease he had travelled through time. (he was very clever and totaly understood temperal mechanics).

he knew what he must now do.

He hid the Delorean behind some advertising sign for the stupidest named housing estate ever.

Matty McFox walked into HillValley.

it was not as he know it. He looked @ a newspaper. November 5th 1955!!

Excelsior · 28-05-2001 4:24pm

The only thing he could do was shat his cacks.

My Adolescent website:
http://www.iol.ie/~mullent

nesf · 28-05-2001 4:29pm

He looked again at the newspaper, Oh the article only refers to 1955... wooo..

He looks on at the date on the top of the newpaper.. 2002!!

Darn it! Everything looks so different!

Let's write a story

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