The wonder of older women

shellspeare

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually
something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30
give
a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera o r in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
femalefriends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
her friends won't betray her.



Women get psychic as they age. You never have
to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.


A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a
woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.


Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where
you stand with her.


Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool 30+
of himself with some 22-year-old waitress

Oryx

Love the sentiment, my only problem is you call over 30s 'old'... and there I was thinking I was still just a slip of a thing - I now feel bloody ancient

joejoem

Older women are a lot more passionate too, they know what they want in bed, and often give you the best nights. Younger women show there lack of experience and lack of confidence. Also you know a woman who looks good at thirty will stay looking good and look after herself

seamus

Replace "30" with "60" and all those statements might be true.

tribble

Replace "older woman" with Swedish chick and he might have a point.

Hell, almost any other race but bloody Irish girls...

joejoem

too true

Pigman II

tribble wrote:

Replace "older woman" with Swedish chick and he might have a point.

.... and don't forget to replace '30' with 'the legal limit'

aidan_walsh

Pigman II wrote:

.... and don't forget to replace '30' with 'the legal limit'

Read joejoem's post again to see why you're wrong.

*nostalgic sigh*

peckerhead

And then of course older women have something between their t1ts that young girls don't...
































...their navel.

Pigman II

doodle_sketch wrote:

Read joejoem's post again to see why you're wrong.

*nostalgic sigh*

Yeah I see what you mean. TBH I got bored with it after the 3rd paragraph.

woosaysdan

you know what they say about older women! the older the fiddle the sweeter the tune!!! think about it lads think about it!

mike65

That looks rather cut and pasted but that said. A woman is at her most sensually charged and sustaining in the her early-mid 30s, a man is at his peak in his late teens. So think 18-30!

Mike.

tribble

mike65 wrote:

That looks rather cut and pasted but that said. A woman is at her most sensually charged and sustaining in the her early-mid 30s, a man is at his peak in his late teens. So think 18-30!

Mike.

/me shudders

Dude I study Freud, I don't practice it.

tovalee

Being 30 is fantastic. You couldn't pay me to be 20 again. :cool:

monkeyfudge

Surely it's men who do most of the work during sex... at least in every sexual encounter I've had (never been with a woman over 30 mind, so I could be missing out something... but I can't see what...)

But it's us who get better and more attentive with age....

alleepally

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool 30+
of himself with some 22-year-old waitress

Typical feminist bullsh1te.... Couldn't praise women and leave at that. OH NOOOO.... Have to get the dig in at men somewhere.

Ba_barbaraAnne

monkeyfudge wrote:

Surely it's men who do most of the work during sex... at least in every sexual encounter I've had (never been with a woman over 30 mind, so I could be missing out something... but I can't see what...)

....

My god you've got a lot to learn! Wait till you've got a bit of experience of love and life and then cringe at what you just said. Any woman who doesn't give as good as she gets in bed is missing out.

Don't knock it til you've tried it!

monkeyfudge wrote:

But it's us who get better and more attentive with age....

If I could find an attentive man of any age I'd think myself lucky!

tovalee

alleepally wrote:

Typical feminist bullsh1te.... Couldn't praise women and leave at that. OH NOOOO.... Have to get the dig in at men somewhere.

you know, that is a good point. It was such a nice post, i sort of breezed over that part, but, you're right, it was a little harsh.

StupidLikeAFox

The problem with women in general is they take everything personal

Sarky

Bloody feminists.

tovalee

ColHol wrote:

The problem with women in general is they take everything personal

I DO NOT !!! ( I'm kidding,I'm kidding.. )

ven0m

I've fshagged my share of women under 30 & over 30 & to be honest . yeah younger ones (eeking towards 20!) will be more eager to want to go at it like rabbits, but the ones closer to 30 & over have tended to be more satisfying to have sex with ........... my 2cent for what it's worth!


::: ven0mous :::