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post yer fav monty python quotes/pics/jokes here!
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12-11-2004 7:13pm#1
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I love all Monthy Python but "Always look at the bright side of life" and the Universe song with the lines below would have to be some of my favorites...
"So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down 'ere on Earth!"
But you also can't beat the dead parrott
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Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam...
(Vikings start singing in background)
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
Waitress: ...spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
Waitress: ...or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam.
That's not got much spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.
Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again)
Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage
without the spam then?
Waitress: Ech!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam... etc
Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam.
I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
(starts Vikings off again)
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam... etc
Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?
Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...
...spam, spam, spam!
(in harmony)
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Does "A Fish Called Wanda" count under the Monty Python Umbrella (stars John Cleese and Michael Palin)? If so my fav quotes are:
"Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f*ck-face, d*ckhead, asshole.
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you ****!"
"Wanda: Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself," and the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."
more wanda quotes here
I also treasure the exploding man from "the meaning of life" (I remember watchin that in your house many years ago SMAK, with two other people we've both been "involved" with ***starts winking like an epeleptic***
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wanna PM me who those people are? honestly cant rememberNasty_Girl wrote:
I also treasure the exploding man from "the meaning of life" (I remember watchin that in your house many years ago SMAK, with two other people we've both been "involved" with ***starts winking like an epeleptic***
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