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Let's start a new story with hastily constructed killer robots, and cack shatting

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    #62
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
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    in s-m-a-k,s epic quest to find non shatable cacks and to escape the dreaded army of g-m-a-h he stumbles upon the secret of the pyramids and un leashes the army of the dead... but just then arnold schwazenegger appeared with his new found lover *bard* when they both took out inter galatic sub nululer cryoton based particle waepons ( set to kill ) and killed james t kirk in front of s-m-a-k,s own eyes... this being enough to drive anyone insane s-m-a-k turned into the most hidious monster on this side of pluto, with 6 arms 10 legs and a head the size of a car s-m-a-k quickly devoured everyone in cork city and then he burned it to the ground ( cos its just a **** hole n e ways ) :P ..... just then...
    - Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> Man causes all problems. No man, no problems. - Stalin </font>


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    #63
    Bard
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    ...Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe realised that it wasn't "Bard" but "Brad" that was Arnold Schwarzanegger's lover, because, of course, Bard is heterosexual and would never kill James T. Kirk.

    (Whoops, what a silly spelling mistake!... you are, of course, forgiven smile.gif )

    Just then...

    Along came a spider...


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    #64
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    oops there was a bit of space dust on it thee bard it must have been brad!!

    n e whos after devouring cork city he moved on to dublin to all dem scumbags up in netshop and dnc.. tongue.gif i know if i ever go there im goin to get a beating but his is for fun... smile.gif
    - Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> Man causes all problems. No man, no problems. - Stalin </font>


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