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Corkman on Death Row!!

  • 15-11-2004 2:36pm
    #1
    netwhizkid
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    Corkman on Death Row!!

    A German, an Italian and a Corkman were on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

    1. to be shot
    2. to be hung
    3. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.

    So the German said,"Shoot me right in the head." Bang, he was dead instantly. Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
    Then the Corkman said, "Give me some of that oul AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Corkman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.Then the Corkman said "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The Corkman replied, "You gob****es are so thick.....I'm wearing a condom."

    Its funny because he's from Cork !!!

    Regards netwhizkid


Comments

  • #2
    Diddy Kong
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Diddy Kong


    thats classic


  • #3
    DukeDredd
    Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭DukeDredd


    It's funny when Kerry people try to make jokes about us from Cork...give up PLEASE!!


  • #4
    Peace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    The joke is funny, mainly because its factually inaccurate and because it portrays cork people as stupid morons.


  • #5
    Blisterman
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    Why's it factually inaccurate?


  • #6
    Capt'n Midnight
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    With an incubation time of up to 30 years and since not everyone exposed to the virus develops AIDS, I know which I'd choose. Or as someone said - a long slow death, alcohol poisoning, over the next seventy years...


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  • #7
    Linoge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭Linoge


    What do you call a Kerryman with 100 lovers?

    A shepard.


    Stick with the Kerryman. Its much more beliveable :)


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