Random Thoughts

bug

you know when your out for a smoke during work, or on your break..or whatever and your head goes off on its own and wanders..to nothing particularly relevant..well here's a thread to put your random thoughts in...

like does Mike Tyson get upset, even in the slightest, when he considers that a high percentage of the ugliest breed of dog in the world (the bull dog) is named after him?

that sort of thing....post it here.

amp

I often wonder why I am addicted to irony.

Spalk0

I usually wonder when im out for smoke that if i jog on the spot, would i be less cold or stop shaking!?

or

I wonder what i'll get for lunch!

Im not very imagineative sometimes, or i just think more practically!

pickarooney

Who invented the moustache and why was he not laughed out of the kingdom?

Dr. Loon

If you were on the bog takin' a dump and the house suddenly caught fire, or you heard a burglar breaking in downstairs. Would you finish your dump and wipe up, or just pull up your cacks and confront the burglar/escape the burning house with crap all over ye?

Dr. Loon

That folks.... is how you kill a thread!

steveland?

If I ate cheese-on-toast upside down would it be toast-on-cheese?

sanncoo

Dr. Loon wrote:

If you were on the bog takin' a dump and the house suddenly caught fire, or you heard a burglar breaking in downstairs. Would you finish your dump and wipe up, or just pull up your cacks and confront the burglar/escape the burning house with crap all over ye?

Dr Loon

You are a loon......

simu

pam wrote:

I often wonder why I am addicted to irony.

Maybe your diet is too magnetic. Cut down your magnesium intake.


My random thought:

Most of these random thought threads aren't truly random, it's just that the links between the posts are not evident. How could a truly random thread be implemented? You'd probably need a 1000 muppets in a room with 1000 computers for 1000 years type set-up, I'd imagine.

Piste

Frogs can vomit. First the throw up their stomachs so that it hangs outta their mouth, then they scrape out the stomach contents with their forearms then swallow their stomach again.

woosaysdan

the things that look like carrots when you are getting sick is actually the lining of your stomach!!!

bug

pam wrote:

I often wonder why I am addicted to irony.

please expand.
/me chin strokes

Aoibheann

merry christmas to yis all.

Chad ghostal

wow..wrong thread. .

why oh why did i post here. .

amp

bug wrote:

please expand.
/me chin strokes

I o f t e n w o n d e r w h y I a m a d d i c t e d t o i r o n y.

passive

:rolleyes: good expansion. i salute you. *salutes*

pickarooney

SteveD wrote:

If I ate cheese-on-toast upside down would it be toast-on-cheese?

It would be cheese-on-floor.

Which came first, the orange or the colour orange?

bug

pam wrote:

I o f t e n w o n d e r w h y I a m a d d i c t e d t o i r o n y.

thats, just, incredible, ever thought of publishing?

Most of these random thought threads aren't truly random,

apologies to all concerned for one of many random thought theads, I just hadn't seen one before so..

pickarooney

not your fault, you just picked a subject at random, right?

Canis Lupus

my random thought.... has anyone had a falling through the bed experience... happened to me last nite and has happened a few other times as well... Usually just as I'm in that place that is mostly asleep but a fraction awake I suddenly feel like the bed and ground have dropped away and I plunge downwards... I snap completely awake and obviously I'm still in bed. It all takes a second to happen and it's very disconcerting....

gogo

My random thoughs are generally about how to make a cigarette last longer, or its gonna be over two hours before i can come out for a cigratte - will i chance smoking another one now.
Generally all about cigrattes.

Piste

The Sanskrit word for war means 'Desire for more cows'