Scariest/Funniest Drunken experiences

joejoem

ixoy wrote:

Please do. While we're of the general consesus that your stories are the work of a selfish, thoughtless, infantile twat, any new stories might enable us to add a few more insulting adjectives to that list.

Dont forget pube head

Nasty_Girl

Oooh maybe we could start a new thread about the best insults ever....

Dr. Loon

ro_chez wrote:

Needless to say the rents were a bit concerned as was I, scared ****less of ever touching alcohol again, which lasted for...almost a month.

If I ever see you say "rents" again as in parents on boards, I'm going to hunt you down, kill you....slowly, and then eat your stomach. Unless of course you're American, in which case I'll just set you on fire.

Also, I am currently drunk, but that doesn't mean I don't mean what I say above. Rents??? What the fúck?




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Victor

orangerooster wrote:

Great thread!Quite a few of these are recent actually:

Last Tuesday night after inventing a new drink in the sports bar in UCD I ended up in the muck with only one shoe under the watertower there I stayed until a good samritan bar worker heard my ramblings and escorted me onto a free taxi-champion! .....

My name is orangerooster and I'm an alcoholic ....

visualphotoarts

On my stagger home from a big session when about 18 (from Cork) I crossed the bridge by the bus station and tried to tightrope walk along the steel whatever along the left - needless to say I ended up in the river - that was a shock! Suddenly threading water and sobered and a green slimy square wooden strut in front of me with nails or something on each side - nice one. I was lucky. My flatmate and girlfriend were going for it when they heard some jittery person trying to get the key in the door for 20 mins - eventually I got it and gave out to them for not assisting me before telling them that I had fallen itno the f&ckin river and me clothes are in the shower - carry on I'm off to sleep!

Nasty_Girl

Another scary one for me was when me and a friend decided to take a traffic cone for a walk, my mate wanted to bring it down to the shop and I said no, there might be cops around, let's just leave it at the cash and carry so we did. When we carried on down to the shop sans traffic cone, there was a squad car sitting at the traffic lights and so for about a month we were convinced I was psychic when drunk...

Blub2k4

visualphotoarts wrote:

On my stagger home from a big session when about 18 (from Cork) I crossed the bridge by the bus station and tried to tightrope walk along the steel whatever along the left - needless to say I ended up in the river - that was a shock! Suddenly threading water and sobered and a green slimy square wooden strut in front of me with nails or something on each side - nice one. I was lucky. My flatmate and girlfriend were going for it when they heard some jittery person trying to get the key in the door for 20 mins - eventually I got it and gave out to them for not assisting me before telling them that I had fallen itno the f&ckin river and me clothes are in the shower - carry on I'm off to sleep!

well that's one unexplained suicide that never happened.

" no one knew he was upset"
" we had no notion"

ixoy

Nasty_Girl wrote:

Another scary one for me was when me and a friend decided to take a traffic cone for a walk, my mate wanted to bring it down to the shop and I said no, there might be cops around, let's just leave it at the cash and carry so we did

Good call. A couple of folks I knew decided one time to kick a few traffic cones down. Some Gardai spotted them and didn't like it. They ended up suffering a court appearance and fine...

Ph3n0m

Walking home from a 21st b-day party and proceeded to fall down a trench and crack my tailbone off a pipe halfway down - waling home like a crab whilst drunk is not pleasant, especially with the rest of your group mocking your walk

Friend of mine got the nitelink home, and was walking home, saw some bushes and proceeded to curl up for a few hours kip

Same friend got the wrong bus home, ended up in Celbridge and had to hitch hike back to his house - took him 4 hours (he refused to walk and stood at the side of the road)

Got immensely plished at a party, and had to have my girlfriend lead me to a taxi, like a dog on a leash, couldnt walk straight and then passed out on the couch

Decided to be "cool" on night and mixed 3 pints of bulmers with 3 shots of jd - and then threw it all back up within 20 minutes.

At another 21st, and eating some dodgy food. Friend thinks it would be a chuckly to chew up the onions and spray them all over someone's coat in the corner - problem was it turned out to be his

Girl I know decided it would be great fun to explode party poppers in peoples face - she didnt like it so much when someone cracked her in the eye with one.

kenmc

When I was in the college windsurfing club (DUWC) we went for a weekend down to Achill every year. One year we were staying in the adventure centre, and coming back from the pub one of the lads manages to fall through the cattle grid, ending up with one of his knees wedged below the bars. So a couple of us grab him under the armpits and start trying to haul him out, but he starts screaming about his knee being stuck, so we kinda have to let him go.
Start wondering how the hell we're going to get him out w/out breaking his kneecap, when all of a sudden I get a brainwave - carjack! So I get the carjack and jack the bars apart and he can get his leg out. Some scars on his leg, and a swolen knee!
Turns out that on the grid there's a know you can turn to release all the bloody bars, so there was no need to jack it apart!
Anyway, needless to say that he went over the wall for the rest of the weekend instead of taking his chances with the grid....