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Top 8 things you should never say to a police officer

  • 20-11-2004 9:29pm
    #1
    omnicorp
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    Top nine things you should never say to a police officer

    1. I bet I can pull my gun out faster than you can
    2.You thought I was speeding? Well you must be stupid.
    3. You're about as useful as a Canadian mountie
    4.Who do you think you're impressing with that moustache?
    5.I'm sorry, but I just don't want to be taxed an extra five dollars a year for "better police protection."
    6. Anything you say...mommy!
    7. Am I high? Well...if you mean high on life...or marajuana, then I plead guilty
    8. Ya lookin' for a reasonably priced good time?


Comments

  • #2
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Good but not as good as the other one.


  • #3
    omnicorp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭omnicorp


    hmmm... I'll try better next time, I rushed this one a bit to get it up on my site on time.


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