46 Thing's Women can't do...

garred

46 Thing's Women can't do...sorry

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

2/ Understand a film plot

3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message

4/ Lift

5/ Throw

6/ Run

7/ Park

8/ Read a map

9/ Rob a bank

10/ Sit still

11/ Tell a joke

12/ Play pool

13/ Pay for dinner

14/ Eat a kebab while walking

15/ Argue without shouting

16/ Get told off without crying

17/ Understand fruit machines

18/ Walk past a shoe shop

19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich

20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper

22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

23/ Drink a pint gracefully

24/ Get a round in

25/ Throw a punch

26/ Do magic

27/ Like your friends

28/ Eat a really hot curry

29/ Get to the point

30/ Buy plain envelopes

31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold

33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

34/ Avoid credit card debt

35/ Dive into a pool

36/ Assemble furniture

37/ Set a video recorder

38/ Not try change you

39/ Watch a war film

40/ Understand why flirting results in violence

41/ Spend a day by themselves

42/ Go to the toilet by themselves

43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

44/ Choose a video quickly

45/Fart

46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

swalsh

lol .....very true

Sherifu

32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold

so true.

445279.ie

I had all my arguments ready - and then I read no. 46!!

MistressPandora

I was in a bad mood when I started reading that, and I was all ready for a big rant...and then I laughed.

One thing men can't do: Two things at once

AH :eek: - that just really confused me!!!!!

Pugsley

Papa Smut wrote:

One thing men can't do: Two things at once

Most men can turn pages with their left hand while making rapid back and forwards motions with their right hand....... that counts as 2 things surely?

mycroft

Papa Smut wrote:

One thing men can't do: Two things at once

Ignore you while watching TV?

OLDYELLAR

i can throw a sorta decent punch tho

demanufactured

im usin my pc and drinkin a bud

twin cam girl

garred wrote:

46 Thing's Women can't do...sorry

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

not true about every girl.....

Capt'n Midnight

twin cam girl wrote:

garred wrote:

46 Thing's Women can't do...sorry

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

not true about every girl.....

Can't resist ...

46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

garred

Got there before me Midnight. You know these rules might just be a little bit accurate....scary!!!! :eek: