A challenge for you...

Little Goose

Can anyone here make up a sentence (it's got to make sense!) with 26 words in it, and each word has got to be in alphabetical order. I dunno if I'm explaining it correctly.. something like this:

A big cat did everything for good.... ...... all the way to z..

I'm not very good at it as you can see, but I'd love to know if anyone can come up with a sentence!

dendenz

a big cuddly devious enigmatic fu<ker gave horny irish jackal loving mothers nothing on Paddy Quinn robbing some tantalising uniformed victim who xrayed yellow zebras !

DONE IT !!

Piste

Andrea's Big Crocodile Dyed Every Fat Green Happy Icelandic Juggler Lemon, Maybe No One Pleased Queen Rachel's Studded Tamborine Under Very Watery X-tra (poetic lisence) Yummy Zulus?


Ok so it isn't very good.....

Seanie M

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

Ok so it isn't very good.....

Got that right!

gimmick

"And Behold", Cried Dexter Engels From Galway, Howling In Joy - "Ketamine Lowers My Noise Objection Policy". "Quiet!" Rasped Steve, The Unpleasant Welsh Xylophonist, "You Zionist".................................

DEmeant0r

A big Cuddly Dinosaur Eats Fat Grumpy Humans In Joy, Killing Little Men Now Only Puts Quinn(the dinosaur, stuff inside brackets not part of sentence) Regretting Stealing Tammy's Underwear viciously when X-raying Youthful Zits.

asphalt-cushion

Here goes...

And by clutching diurnal evenings from grey heavens in jaded kitchens, lonely, morose, numb, one poses questions rarely spotting the ultimate vexations, wishfully xeroxing youthful zeal.


Not sure if you can use xerox like that though.

ghostchant

asphalt-cushion wrote:

Here goes...

And by clutching diurnal evenings from grey heavens in jaded kitchens, lonely, morose, numb, one poses questions rarely spotting the ultimate vexations, wishfully xeroxing youthful zeal.


Not sure if you can use xerox like that though.

And let's face it- it doesn't really make sense either.

The Sweeper

http://www.mental.athletics.dsl.pipex.com/fun@worksample/community/26words.htm

As with all creative challenges, just cog someone else's ideas...

Blisterman

A brown cat died early friday, gardai have investigated, just kidding, (laughing) Mayo nurse Orla Parks questioned Ryan Smith the unlicenced vet who x-rayed young zebras.

gimmick

Blisterman wrote:

A brown cat died early friday, gardai have investigated, just kidding, (laughing) Mayo nurse Orla Parks questioned Ryan Smith the unlicenced vet who x-rayed young zebras.

Best yet. Brilliant.

Skellington

after buying cheese, dingus eventually found giant hopping indians joyfully kicking large monkeys, now on powerful, really super tractors under violent water xpertly yoddling.........zzzzzzzzzzz

i'm gonna go make some pancakes now... good night.

K!LL!@N

Afterwards, Brian couldn't dare even face Grainne. "Have i just killed Liam?". "Maybe not". Officer Perkins questioned Roger, suspecting the uncaring vet who'd x-rayed young Zeus.


I'll admit to being inspired a little by Blisterman's attempt.
Zeus, was Liam's dog.
It's a real murder mystery!

Killian

impr0v

it's also four sentences.

Tiriel

All bold children don't ever forget germs have indefinite jelly killing liabilities; maybe not overly picked, quietly robbed snot though.. understand very wriggly xtra young zogabongs!!!


hmmm... does it make sense :rolleyes:

impr0v

A black crucifix discovered early friday, genuinely hidden in Jerusalem, "knowingly lately manufactured, not officially pronounced quite rare", said the underground, very white, xenophobic Yiddish zealots.

K!LL!@N

Astute Boston cop, Detective Edwards,forgoing gladly his initial jurisdiction, kindly let Metropolitan Narcotics Officer Perkins question Roger, suspecting the uncaring vet who'd x-rayed young Zeus.

Happy now?

Killian

ixoy

A brilliant criminologist, Daniel Edmunds, found great hope in Judge Karen Law's magnanimous notion of prosecuting questionable recent scandals that undermined valuable work x-raying Yemenite zygotes.

There! There's even sense to it...

chabsey

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX" Yelled Zara.

woosaysdan

a big clever dog eddie from galway hid in jersey kidnapped limas mostly noted openly, problems quickly rose so today under victor we xcaped yevoil zoo!!!

Zapho

Andrew believed Colin Davids Esquire fought gallantly, high in Jepordstown, killing little menassing nomads, often presumed qualified, responding solomnly to unidentified values with X-rated youthful Zebras

Now that just makes absolutely no sense!

Little Goose

oh those pesky youthful zebras....