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Bush to kill Blonde...

  • 26-11-2004 12:38pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭


    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
    A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
    The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.
    What are you guys doing in here?"
    Bush says, "We're planning WW III ". Gonna be a real holy war...
    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 20 million radical Muslims this time,and one blonde with big tits."
    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
    Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,
    "See, Smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 20 million radical Muslims."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,267 ✭✭✭p.pete


    The same Powell who's stepped down recently?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    Sorry substitute Ms. Rice in there, cos it makes a huge difference to the "joke".

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,267 ✭✭✭p.pete


    HeHe, now I get it - superb! :sarcastic:


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