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christmas party scandal!!

LegacyUser · 2004-11-26 11:46:21

so, the christmas party time is coming, allways a bit of scandal, watch out new girl!!

26-11-2004 12:46pm

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so, the christmas party time is coming, allways a bit of scandal, watch out new girl!!

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#2 26-11-2004 12:54pm

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I bet you work from home.

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#3 26-11-2004 12:59pm

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I bet you don't get laid!

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#4 26-11-2004 2:45pm

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i bet..... wait, what was the question??

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#5 26-11-2004 3:00pm

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I'll see all your bets and raise you a bottom fondle

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#6 26-11-2004 3:09pm

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i bet $10 on black, always bet on black

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#7 26-11-2004 3:11pm

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paperclip wrote:

so, the christmas party time is coming, allways a bit of scandal, watch out new girl!!

I bet nothing
only that you'll end up in here shortly:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=204968&page=1&pp=20

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#8 26-11-2004 3:25pm

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i bet you really need a ****

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#9 26-11-2004 3:26pm

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I work with 10 guys. And one's my brother... don't fancy my chances at scoring this year!!!
Mind you I gave up trying at work do's a long time ago..

Kev.

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#10 26-11-2004 3:26pm

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ok

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#11 26-11-2004 3:32pm

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I bet I finish this cup of tea in the next half hour

game on!

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#12 26-11-2004 3:37pm

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tut tut!

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#13 26-11-2004 5:02pm

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The bird who works in HR in my job has for some reason got it in for me,i asked for a couple of days off (unpaid i may add) recently and she refused said i had used all my holidays up and this was the busy period..b ollocks,i know my department could do without me for a few days,i asked my supervisor and she said they could but the decision was made and by this stage it was too late anyway so i left it at that but ill remember this come the xmas party in a few weeks, i want revenge but dont want her to know it was me,any suggestions?was thinking of crushing up some sleeping tablets and putting them in her drink but not sure..any ideas on how to get the bitch back?

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#14 26-11-2004 5:09pm

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any ideas on how to get the bitch back?

No but I have one idea, how about I find out where you work and send your boss this post, pointing out that you thought you'd drug one of your workmates for kicks, and then lets see how easily the department will get along without you hey?

What a stupid cúnt you are.

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#15 26-11-2004 5:50pm

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this post has gone awry! was pretty weak to begin with.......

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

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#16 26-11-2004 5:53pm

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This thread is the poster child for

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions"

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#17 26-11-2004 6:27pm

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#18 26-11-2004 6:35pm

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Ho ho ho!

What shall the bringer of gifts be emptying from his sack THIS year?!

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#19 26-11-2004 11:09pm

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HR people very often just wish they were management.

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#20 27-11-2004 9:00am

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irlirishkev wrote:

I work with 10 guys......
Mind you I gave up trying at work do's a long time ago..

You mean you used to try?......

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#21 27-11-2004 12:22pm

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Minesajackdaniels wrote:

This thread is the poster child for

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions"

I'd always imagined the paving to be some kind of mixture of asbestos and nomex, for practical reasons, y'know...

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#22 27-11-2004 12:27pm

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Does anyone else end up disappointed when your Christmas party fails to get invaded by terrorists while you were in the toilet without your shoes, and the resulting lack of a high-speed rollercoaster-ride of thrills, spills, and an entire building being blown up?

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#23 27-11-2004 12:42pm

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CuLT wrote:

Ho ho ho!

What shall the bringer of gifts be emptying from his sack THIS year?!

A load of sperm.

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#24 27-11-2004 12:48pm

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Ooo, I've always wanted- No, wait. Eww.

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#25 27-11-2004 12:55pm

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embee wrote:

A load of sperm.

/me runs away crying...

I don't like your Santa.

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#26 27-11-2004 2:20pm

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Sarky wrote:

Does anyone else end up disappointed when your Christmas party fails to get invaded by terrorists while you were in the toilet without your shoes, and the resulting lack of a high-speed rollercoaster-ride of thrills, spills, and an entire building being blown up?

Rarely!

Next day I'm usually of the opinion that this could indeed have happened and occasionally I have a bruise or two to support the theory

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#27 27-11-2004 4:55pm

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embee wrote:

A load of sperm.

You floozy. I ought to bend you over and spank you till my * is dry.

* = hand?

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#28 27-11-2004 10:30pm

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Minesajackdaniels wrote:

No but I have one idea, how about I find out where you work and send your boss this post, pointing out that you thought you'd drug one of your workmates for kicks, and then lets see how easily the department will get along without you hey?

What a stupid cúnt you are.

wanker..........

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#29 28-11-2004 1:55pm

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Sarky wrote:

Does anyone else end up disappointed when your Christmas party fails to get invaded by terrorists while you were in the toilet without your shoes, and the resulting lack of a high-speed rollercoaster-ride of thrills, spills, and an entire building being blown up?

Every Year, That would make for a very merry christmas, considering that we always have a crap party in a crap hotel and I leave early and go down the pub to meet my mates.

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#30 28-11-2004 2:19pm

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I'm having my christmas party in a television studio.... It should be interesting.

John

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#31 28-11-2004 3:15pm

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#32 28-11-2004 3:19pm

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Also, you'll get toner everywhere.

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