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Personal Issue

  • 26-11-2004 3:44pm
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    I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Liverpool.
    My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.
    I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
    We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves,it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

    My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 paulinimus


    Hagar wrote:
    ...Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser?...
    Hmm, yes - she may be more accepting of this than you think.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    Congrats.. I love it when something actually funny gets posted on this board.
    That was hilarious, arigato gozaimasu :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    hee hee


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    Heard the Irish version, but with the brother-in-law being from Limerick.

    Oldy but goody


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