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im pretty drunk

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  • 27-11-2004 12:35am
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    Saruman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭


    I will have a hangover tomorrow...
    went to aldi and got €70 or so or alcohol which in aldi is a lot of alcohol...
    Anyway eh... yeah :D
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    SantaHoe
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    /me hands Saruman a medal for outstanding bravery in the face of drunkenness.
    Kudos to you sir.
    Although if you can still find the euro symbol on your keyboard, I reckon you stopped drinking too soon.


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    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    im on my way to joining u man


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    #4
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Yeah I'm drinking a beer too man, boards is way better than going out.


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    #5
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    like i have any choice
    (me is broke)


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    #6
    SantaHoe
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    Yeah me too, I spent all my money on computer shít LOL :p
    Such a nerd.


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    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    ah well
    drink up *raises a can* :)


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    SantaHoe
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    I'm being posh and drinking out of a glass actually.
    ooOOOooo well excuse meeEEeee :D


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    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Ahh! Aldi - just wish they'd get their act together and just have an off-licence more local to me - reckon they could wipe the floor with the off-licence trade - er- if they just stuck to wine - 'nuff said. Leave the rich-bastards wines to offies (>€6) Think everyone is happy then as this is a fair division of markets.

    Of course I don't boycott their > €6 wines either - competition is what's needed here - Death to protectionism!


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    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    SantaHoe wrote:
    I'm being posh and drinking out of a glass actually.
    ooOOOooo well excuse meeEEeee :D

    laaaaa deee daaaaaaaa


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    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    The finest crystal the Czech republic has to offer... it's - aw fcuk forgot I broke them. Replacements I bought in Tesco's and they are in the Czech republic - possibly still one of the finest :D


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    SantaHoe
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    Ah thanks elvis, now I crave wine :(
    I suppose I can just pretend this beer is wine, but if I expect to taste wine and actually taste beer, d'you think I'd puke?
    If only Jesus was here, he could turn my 2litre of mineral water into a nice bottle of wine.
    But if Jesus is God, then he surely has the whole omni-precense thing going on... so he really is here... either that or I've got my wires crossed in a really big way.
    Maybe a mod can move this to the christianity forum?


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    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    SantaHoe wrote:
    Ah thanks elvis, now I crave wine :(
    I suppose I can just pretend this beer is wine, but if I expect to taste wine and actually taste beer, d'you think I'd puke?
    If only Jesus was here, he could turn my 2litre of mineral water into a nice bottle of wine.
    But if Jesus is God, then he surely has the whole omni-precense thing going on... so he really is here... either that or I've got my wires crossed in a really big way.
    Maybe a mod can move this to the christianity forum?
    Sweet jumpin' Jesus! Your post actually makes sense to me so I know I'm locked :eek:

    He could do that - but he's like the fcukin Gardai -never around when ya need him - useful or what?

    Yup Jesus has clearly failed on the omni-presence test. He was at Canaan - er and a couple of work does I was at :D but apart from that omnipresence is urgently needed here. Does anyone know how to contact the pope? :p


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    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    the pope light?

    like batman isnt it?


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    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Problem is I don't have an Icon of Yevgenivy to stick on me searchlight to alert the pope + plus I'd be brickin' about the Chechens if I did :D


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    SantaHoe
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    It'd be interesting trying to convict jesus with something in court wouldn't it?
    Law talkin guy: Where were you on the date in question?
    Jesus: Everywhere you stupid monkey, get some skillz.


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    Zombienosh
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    jesus and pals

    Lawyer: so jesus you say you were everywhere?
    jesus: yeah
    lawyer: so technically you were at the scene of the crime?
    jesus: damnit i guess so


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    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Customs and exise: So on the 27th November 3AD you turned 25 gallons of water into wine - you owe us €1,150 :D


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    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    ... Aw wtf. scrapin bottom of barel here. Yes and at the time of perpertation 4:59pm on Sunday, I was legally dead... My resurrecion wasn't until 5:01pm I married Mary Magdelaine.
    ===== User usersuspended
    Jesus that was a frebee and and a one off ya blew it!

    Jesus I was was brought up a Christian never expecting god to give a rat's-ass about me...Holy **** had no idea you hated Christians as much as I did - schwing :D


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    #20
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    eh


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    #21
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Yeah really, wtf are you talking about... I'm completely lost.
    You've trancended our mental plain and have taken on other forms.


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    #22
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    *keeps the beer flowing*


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    neuro-praxis
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    I win.

    I just crawled in the door a few minutes ago.

    I had some dodgy fish for dinner, followed by half a bottle of Celbridge off licence's very finest, cheapest vodka, followed by half a bottle of free Champagne courtesy of M&S.

    My burps taste like smoked cod, vomit and vodka. :(


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    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    -AlcoholicA- wrote:
    eh
    Holy ****! And there wasn't any! Pure booze -omg I'm embarassed :o


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    #25
    Saruman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    OK i woke up this morning with a horrible hangover... Still i dragged myself out of bed about 9:30, had a dump then went down for loads of water and Pnuts (salty is good) by the time i came back upstairs my head was a lot better. I took a couple of painkillers just in case but i did not need them... Staying in bed to nurse it is a BAD idea people... I went back to bed just to stay warm but not to sleep. My head was ok just a little spongy.


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