Oklahoma People - Gotta Love 'Em

skittishkitten

-The owner of a golf course in Oklahoma was confused about paying an
invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into office and said, "You graduated from the
University of
Oklahoma and I need some help.

If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how Much would you take
off?

"Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those Oklahoma women.


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A group of Oklahoma friends went deer hunting and paired off in
twos for the
day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the
weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
the trail,"
the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going
to steal
Henry!
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Oklahoma was over heard
saying, "When
the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Oklahoma."

When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years
later than
the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Oklahoman came running into the store and said to his
buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young Oklahoman answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the
license
number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Oklahoma's worst air disaster occurred when a small
two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Oklahoma
students,
crashed into a cemetery earlier today.

Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and
expect the
number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
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An Oklahoma Statetrooper pulled over a pickup on I-35. The trooper
asked,

"Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?
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An Oklahoman had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind it.

Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned
around and went back.

He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the
front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither.

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It's Ok .... I'm from Oklahoma , I can poke fun at 'em !

~

Hagar

Good stuff. Heard them before but you told them well.
Hadn't heard the twist about the pilot and co-pilot helping the body recovery.