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Very Adult Chinese Joke - Be warned

  • 06-11-2005 9:58am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    懷孕
    某個小姐因為身體不舒服又常有嘔吐心悸的現象,所以她到婦產科檢查.
    醫生:小姐,恭喜妳啊!妳懷孕了,也恭喜妳先生,他就要做爸爸了!!
    小姐:啊??我沒有先生.....
    醫生:那就要跟妳男朋友恭喜啦!!不過妳也要叫他負起責任!!
    小姐:可是人家也沒有男朋友.....
    醫生:那就告訴妳的雙親,第二個耶穌要誕生了!!

    At least I think it is a very adult Chinese Joke :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,176 ✭✭✭lau1247


    it's chinese

    West Dublin, ☀️ 7.83kWp ⚡5.66 kWp South West, ⚡2.18 kWp North East



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Thanks, but did you enjoy it? Was it funny?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    translated to english... not bad!

    Some young lady because the body is uncomfortable common vomits the palpitation phenomenon, therefore inspects she to the gynecology and obstetrics department Doctor: Young lady, congratulates 妳! 妳 has been pregnant, also congratulates 妳 gentleman, he wanted to be the daddy! ! Young lady: ? ? I do not have gentleman..... doctor: That must congratulate with 妳 the boyfriend! ! But 妳 also must be called him to take the responsibility! ! Young lady: But others also do not have boyfriend..... doctor: That tells 妳 the parents, second Jesus had to be born! !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Eh... Haha?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Ach, I know that joke. Better in English though... :-)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Hagar wrote:

    醫生:那就告訴妳的雙親,第二個耶穌要誕生了!!


    Best punchline ever :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    rugbug86 wrote:
    translated to english... not bad!

    Some young lady because the body is uncomfortable common vomits the palpitation phenomenon, therefore inspects she to the gynecology and obstetrics department Doctor: Young lady, congratulates 妳! 妳 has been pregnant, also congratulates 妳 gentleman, he wanted to be the daddy! ! Young lady: ? ? I do not have gentleman..... doctor: That must congratulate with 妳 the boyfriend! ! But 妳 also must be called him to take the responsibility! ! Young lady: But others also do not have boyfriend..... doctor: That tells 妳 the parents, second Jesus had to be born! !

    Pff that one is old :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    but have you ever seen it in chinese before?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Nope,it's much better in chinese..all pretty....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    I'm pretty sure you told it wong...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    whiskeyman wrote:
    I'm pretty sure you told it wong...
    :v: lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭scuba steve


    whiskeyman wrote:
    I'm pretty sure you told it wong...
    ha ha, i get it, wong!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 719 ✭✭✭CrimE


    Badum-tish :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    I think i loses something in the translation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    tba wrote:
    I think i loses something in the translation
    bloody awful....


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