Good port ?

HybridTech

A press article in a local newspaper read as follows;

A 38yr old shelf stacker from Tescos in Ennis, Co. Clare, was sacked from his job today, following an incident with an Eastern European customer. The Eastern European man approached the assistant as he was stocking up in the wines & spirits section & asked if he could recommend a good Port ?

The assistant replied, yes, Rosslare, now f*ck Off!

scojones

haha, that's classic.

funk-you

did you get that from overheardindublin.com?
funny either way.

HybridTech

funk-you wrote:

did you get that from overheardindublin.com?

No, in an e-mail. Wasn't aware of the overheard site, but now that I am, it's a great one! Some good stuff on there. e.g.

In Lillies Last Saturday Night, Complete D4 Head Comes up to a Fine Bit of Stuff and Says,

Guy: "Hi! The names Bond James Bond!"

Girl: (In Skanger Voice) "The Names Off Fcuk Off!"

Hagar

Brilliant. Both Rosslare and Bond. Had me laughing.

bozzie

very good

i laughed like a dingo in a nursery

TerrorFirmer

Both brilliant. The simple humor is the best

de5p0i1er

Love them both.