What's up with SgtShaft? Can he escape being banned? Read on for more!

Sgtshaft

http://www.complete-and-total-tools.cc/dtcc/announcements.php

Dear CTT-Community,

today, we release the new banana.

As we already heard from our standard monkeys, it fixes indeed
most or even all banana's - however, it is STILL a SMALL ELEPHANT,
therefore it's still necessary to remove present JUNGLES!

As nearly all protections now block ALL SMALL ELEPHANT, no matter
if REAL or VIRTUAL, you need to DISABLE your JUNGLESs!
This version is more or less only a "next step", it does NOT
contain an JUNGLING Jammer atm. However, we are working on it and
will hopefully have it ready soon. So be warned - do NOT complain
about the "lack" of the JUNGLING JAMMER We release it now,
as is. It fullfilles its job as long as no JUNGLE is present in
System or you otherwise block that JUNGLE. After all it's
STILL A BANANA!

Another important change is the integration of JUNGLING.
Yes, we need thOSE BANANA'S. However, we decided to let
YOU choose to run it with JUNGLING and support us - or simple
turn it OFF in installation-process and run it same way
as former versions - without JUNGLING. By default, it is turned
ON - to not install that JUNGLING, please UNCHECK at installation
"STANDARD MONKEY TOOLS SEARCHBANANA" (or you can remove it anytime later when
you wish via "Control Panel"-> "Add/Remove programs")

We leave that decision to you, so please don't blame us that we did
it that way. It was a compromise to continue the free support -
we would much appreciate it if you install that JUNGLING stuff. We set-
up a special forum so please post in THAT forum only about questions,
concerns or anything else that is related to that JUNGLING. The forum's
name is "JUNGLING RATS BANANA UP A STANDARD MONKEYS NOSTRIL".

To sum it up:
- Standard Monkeys

- JUNGLING INCLUDED - you can, however, UNCHECK that JUNGLING at installation!

The changelog for V4:

- didn't bother, couldn't be arsed

- meh

- what's on tv?

- jungling

- monkey

- what the hell am I going to do? I mean really? I dunno

- Sgtshaft better have some sort of explaination for this or he's outta here

- I should go to bed

- I like typing though

- Soi. Une pertador. Your a loser baby, so why don't I ban you?

- This will increase precious ego reserves. I must harvest new ego's.

- ****s your mother in the ass

Again: This version is an "in between" step to fix latest issues not only
with bananas but also many other issues and jungling massives.
We work hard to release soon next update!

amp

To escape being banned Sgtshaft you must merely explain why your orginal post was relevant to the Games board. In order to complete this task you will need to consult the Games charter.

If your answer is unsatisfactory or you do not reply within 24 hours of this post you will be banned.

Sgtshaft

Go on I would dare you, Oh god I am going to lose my presious post count oh no!!! oh yeah just remembered I have a girlfriend.

jaggeh

The moron-O-meter just went off the scale. slow down, think of the equipment.!!!

koneko

Sgtshaft wrote:

Go on I would dare you, Oh god I am going to lose my presious post count oh no!!! oh yeah just remembered I have a girlfriend.

Be sure to let your imaginary girlfriend know what an idiot you are, so she can dump you.

rainbow kirby

Sgtshaft wrote:

Go on I would dare you, Oh god I am going to lose my presious post count oh no!!! oh yeah just remembered I have a girlfriend.

Does your girlfriend's name end in .jpeg?

Crash

rainbow kirby wrote:

Does your girlfriend's name end in .jpeg?

hey i think i went out with her.

Earthhorse

Complete and total tools community?

Sounds about right.

jaggeh

yeah he seems like a tool alright just the place for him

Tusky

rainbow kirby wrote:

Does your girlfriend's name end in .jpeg?

No way! My girlfriends second name is jpg. Maybe they are related ?

Crash

tusky read the previous smart ass comments before you make an already made smart ass comment

jaggeh

*hands crash a handbag*

skywalker

rainbow kirby wrote:

Does your girlfriend's name end in .jpeg?

That made me laugh out loud in the office, now people are looking at me.:o

The Clown Man

Regardless of whether you have a girlfriend or not, judging by the ****e you seem to have time to post here, you obviously don't have a life. Keep the minger. You'll need her.

Tusky

crash_000 wrote:

tusky read the previous smart ass comments before you make an already made smart ass comment

You showed me