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For biology nerds only! [NERDY]

  • 18-11-2005 4:58pm
    #1
    Qualm
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    I apologise in advance, but when working in a lab for a million hours a day, any small drop of humour is good...

    How do you eat DNA spaghetti?

    You can use your replication fork, .... or your zinc fingers!


    .....tumble weed......


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  • #2
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    leave! never return!!!


  • #3
    mc nuggets
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    Huh!!!!!!!


  • #4
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,930 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://www.jokefile.co.uk/odds/dnajokes.html

    Personal Ad.
    I've been single-stranded too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenial TACGTAC.



    Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly grey,
    It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA.


    Q: Do you know why redneck murder mysteries are so hard to solve?
    A: The DNA is all the same and There are no dental records


    Q. What does D.N.A. stand for?
    A. National Association of Dyslexics.


    "I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client.
    "First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sample found on the victim's dress."

    "Oh, no - I'm ruined!" cried the client. "What's the good news?"

    "Your cholesterol is down to 140!"


  • #5
    Gandalf23
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    I'm a Biology nerd...


  • #6
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    http://www.jokefile.co.uk/odds/dnajokes.html

    Personal Ad.
    I've been single-stranded too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenial TACGTAC.



    Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly grey,
    It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA.


    Q: Do you know why redneck murder mysteries are so hard to solve?
    A: The DNA is all the same and There are no dental records


    Q. What does D.N.A. stand for?
    A. National Association of Dyslexics.


    "I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client.
    "First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sample found on the victim's dress."

    "Oh, no - I'm ruined!" cried the client. "What's the good news?"

    "Your cholesterol is down to 140!"
    oh i laughed captain...

    its ok though, im a self confessed bio nerd!


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  • #7
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    The other day I met a good friend of mine who is a genetic engineer. He was happy to tell me of his job. His latest project is the splicing of DNA from different species of birds.

    First he combined the DNA from a pheasant and a hen. It worked! He called it a "Phen."

    Next he successfully combined a pheasant and a goose. He called it a "Phoose."

    Yesterday, he explained, he finally was able to mix a pheasant and a duck. He called it... "Charlie."


  • #8
    HybridTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    rugbug86 wrote:
    he finally was able to mix a pheasant and a duck. He called it... "Charlie."
    Brilliant!! LOL :D


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