Massage embarressment

LegacyUser

Hey folks , just throwing on out to the boys here , today I went for a full body massage, first time went into the room the lady asked me to take of all my clothes , I suggested I keep on my Ck's , fair enough she said and proceeded to work away at my back etc.

This is where the fun began she lay me on my back and started doing my legs and upper thigh groin area, when all of a sudden to my horror I went half mast , I tried my hardest to stop it and Im sure she could see it , She was extremly professional and did not refer to it.

Has anyone else had the same problem as I dont her to think of me as some pervert as I need to see her again in 2 weeks.

Victor

I don't think its a problem.

Jimi-Spandex

She's probably seen that a thousand times before. Don't worry about it.

CarolLorraine

The fat surfer wrote:

"a full body massage", "asked you to take of all your clothes", "she lay you on your back and started doing your legs and upper thigh groin area"

Can't blame you from the sounds of that!

el Bastardo

Was she good lookin'???

Well, I went for a full body massage when I was abroad and got a bit of a surprise (more like a big shock) when it was a bloke turned up to do it, but I thought, f**k it, I need a massage. So, the towel covering my nether regions fell off and I felt a bit weird about it, but thankfully I didn't get a stiffie because that would be PROPERLY embarassing

CarolLorraine

el Bastardo wrote:

"a bloke turned up to do it" "thankfully I didn't get a stiffie because that would be PROPERLY embarassing"

LOL

BuffyBot

I wouldn't worry - most people in her profession have seen it all before.

snow scorpion

Someday you won't go half-mast when a woman touches you. Now that will be embarassing.

AARRRGH

Hang on. She wanted you to take ALL your clothes off? Where did you get this massage done??? Sounds very strange!

I had a very similar incident today.

Went for physio on my injured knee. Was in my boxers. Girl was working on my upper leg. Could feel something waking up (don't know why, I wasn't aroused at all.) Could feel it growing. Luckily, being in hospital, I had the (apologies) idea to imagine the woman in the bed next to me was dying of cancer.

Sorted it out ASAP!!!!!

Close call...

bp

happened to a mate of mine - he was getting the same thing, he said that she wasnt the may west but was leaning over him with the t*ts in his face and it definately woke up fully! all he had covering him was a towel!

Lex Luthor

strange she asked you to strip bare.....

just as well she did or you'd probably have gone full mast.

TBH I don't think I could ever get one done like that

rugbug86

i'm sure its happened to plenty of ppl, i wouldn't worry about it!

as a previous poster said, i'd be more worried if ya didn't go half mast!

joejoem

It happened to me once when I was trying on clothes in a shop in New York, I was complaining that jeans/trousers are never long enough and she had been helping me pick stuff out. I tried on the trousers and she came over and started to pat them down and pull/stretch them down by the sides of the legs. I went three quater mast in a matter of seconds which promtly became visable pointing North West. I tried to back away inconspiculously but with one of her last pats on the sides of the jeans she hit it. I kind of made a "eh" noise (half pain/half pleasure) and she made eye contact with it. She gave a gasp and went read and stood up, and then there was an uncomfetable silence for a few seconds. I think I said something smart then, not sure what, I was sorry afterwards I didnt ask her out. I wanted to afterwards but I could have only done it at that time, I dont think it would have looked good if I came back and said "Hey, remember me? You gave me a boner....."

Walter_Sobcek

Similar situation except in a supermarket.
At the cash register paying for my stuff when out of nowhere a love truncheon that could beat a donkey out of a quarry appeared.
To add to the embarrassment, the security guard saw it and accused me of trying to stuff a 2 litre bottle of coke into my pants.
How embarrasing!

Spider_Baby!

Didnt you take that as a compliment??

As for OP, im sure its quite a compliment for the masseur every time a man....lets her know....shes doing a good job!

Shellie13

Walter_Sobcek wrote:

To add to the embarrassment, the security guard saw it and accused me of trying to stuff a 2 litre bottle of coke into my pants.

I dont believe we've met...
lol!

TerrorFirmer

Walter_Sobcek wrote:

To add to the embarrassment, the security guard saw it and accused me of trying to stuff a 2 litre bottle of coke into my pants.
How embarrasing!

:rolleyes: :v:

But where an earth where you that requested you be naked entirely? Sounds a tad strange to me. But anyway, totally normal occurance I bet in that profession!

Victor

Can we reduce the snigger level please?

Lex Luthor

Walter_Sobcek wrote:

Similar situation except in a supermarket.
At the cash register paying for my stuff when out of nowhere a love truncheon that could beat a donkey out of a quarry appeared.
To add to the embarrassment, the security guard saw it and accused me of trying to stuff a 2 litre bottle of coke into my pants.
How embarrasing!

Ok Walter, joke over, it was actually a tube of smarties, wasn't it.....:p

jesus_thats_gre

Shellie13 wrote:

I dont believe we've met...
lol!

How you doin

jesus_thats_gre

Walter_Sobcek wrote:

a love truncheon that could beat a donkey out of a quarry appeared.

Genius!!

Ciaran500

This is exactly why I won't let my mam (or her class) massage me. It would be embarrasing enough with some stranger. >_<

Lex Luthor

Ciaran500 wrote:

This is exactly why I won't let my mam massage me.

:eek: eeewwwww

The Song Thrush

Lex Luthor wrote:

:eek: eeewwwww

To put it bluntly... :eek:

MrSinn

Than happened to me when i was in thailand,only problem was that the woman doing the massage was about 70(i'm 29)and NO i did'nt fancy her

coolhandluke

The fat surfer wrote:

Hey folks , just throwing on out to the boys here , today I went for a full body massage, first time went into the room the lady asked me to take of all my clothes , I suggested I keep on my Ck's , fair enough she said and proceeded to work away at my back etc.

This is where the fun began she lay me on my back and started doing my legs and upper thigh groin area, when all of a sudden to my horror I went half mast , I tried my hardest to stop it and Im sure she could see it , She was extremly professional and did not refer to it.

Has anyone else had the same problem as I dont her to think of me as some pervert as I need to see her again in 2 weeks.

Hardly surprising now !.A friend of mine,his wife does massage from the house (and just massage,before we get the smart comments) and she's a savage looking bird.I'd be in there meself,only he'd break me neck !:D

Doodah7

Please please!!! enough!! I have to stop laughing!! Gotta be thread of the week this. Absolutely brilliant!!!

seamus

I would say that easily 90% of the men under 40 who get a massage from a woman get an erection to some degree. I'm sure they don't think any less of you, it's hardly your fault.

FX Meister

It's prefectly normal to take all your clothes off for a full body massage. Usually they will give you a towel to cover yourself with an d then move it up and down depending where they are working. It was a big worry for me the first time I had a professional massage but luckily nothing happened. Even though a few times she went very high on the leg.

AARRRGH

FX Meister wrote:

It's prefectly normal to take all your clothes off for a full body massage.

I always keep my boxers on. Why take them off???

Lex Luthor

coolhandluke wrote:

Hardly surprising now !.A friend of mine,his wife does massage from the house (and just massage,before we get the smart comments) and she's a savage looking bird.I'd be in there meself,only he'd break me neck !:D

Directions please.....

LegacyUser

was in thailand a couple of years back and i had heard about the famous thai full body massage, so i found a place that looked nice, went in and was shown into a room. i was told to take a shower and then get on the massage table with a small towel around me...so the hot thai girl started doing her thing and soon enough i had the same problem as the OP, only this time i was offered a 'happy ending' to get rid of it, i declined mostly cos i didnt have enough money on me, but it wouldnt go away for the rest of the session especially after being offered the above...so kind of embarassing to say the least, and uncomfortable....