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Little Johnny's Halloween

  • 21-11-2005 12:55pm
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    Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween sweets in his mouth.
    An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of those sweetd will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

    "My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

    "Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

    "No, said Johnny, but he minded his own fuggin' business."


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