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Sorry If its been done.

  • 23-11-2005 11:06am
    #1
    garred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭


    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
    to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though
    initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired
    and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach > into the closet to get me a second blanket?
    I'm awfully cold."
    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that we're married."
    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
    "Good," she replies. "Get your own ****ing blanket!"
    After a moment of silence, he farted.


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  • #2
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Yes it was done before, but I never saw it with the last line before so you are forgiven :D Funny.

    Keep 'em coming...


  • #3
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    I've heard it too often..but never with the last line. All forgiven. :D


  • #4
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    The last line is **** people!

    Rest is good though.


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