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Two sausages are in a frying pan, one says to the other...

  • 23-11-2005 11:49pm
    #1
    Anto and Moe
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    Two sausages are on a frying pan,
    one says to the other: "****! It's getting really hot in here!"
    The other says to the first: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's a talking sausage!!!!"


Comments

  • #2
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    I wonder how many times this has been posted here? Great one though...always brings a smile


  • #3
    whiskeyman
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    tbh


  • #4
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭mad m


    Its like the two cows in a field talking in general and one says to other "What you think about this Mad Cow disease problem?".The other says "Wont affect me as I'm a duck!!"

    Ba dom bish!!!


  • #5
    deisedevil
    Registered Users Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    I love stupid jokes like that. Great when ur drunk!

    Did ya hear bout the drum and cymbal that fell off the cliff?

    Badoom tish! :D

    This one has to be done while stoned or drunk(or preferebly both!)

    Ask someone "What's this?" Flap both arms. "Pigeon flyin home"
    "What's this?" flap one arm and hold the other in. "Pigeon flyin home with a bag a chips" Sounds **** when writin it down but funny when doin it.(probably get slated for it now!)


  • #6
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    deisedevil wrote:
    Ask someone "What's this?" Flap both arms. "Pigeon flyin home"
    "What's this?" flap one arm and hold the other in. "Pigeon flyin home with a bag a chips" Sounds **** when writin it down but funny when doin it.(probably get slated for it now!)
    That's brilliant!

    Gotta remember to do that in college on monday...


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