The danger of assumptions!

LegacyUser · 24-11-2005 5:50pm #1

> >Subject: The danger of assumptions!

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> > >A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the

> > >African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed

> > >a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

> > >He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous

> > >sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the

post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".

> > >That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I

> > >condone this, but I understand about urges", so the camel can stay."

> > >About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges".

> > >Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

> > >Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,

> > >pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When

> > >he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",

No not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where

> > >the girls are."