2 hobos at a deserted train station

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One day, 2 hobos, Paddy and Vladimir, were sitting down at a deserted railway line, talking nonsense. After a while, Paddy turns around to Vladimir and says,

'In all the years you've been homeless, what's the greatest experience you ever had?'

'Well', replied Vladimir,' It would have to be the day I found this abandoned shed, and the shed was full of booze. So for 3 weeks straight I was locked out of me tree!'

'Very good,' says Paddy.

But now Vladimir was curious.

'What about yourself?' he says,' What was your greatest experience?'

Paddy thought for a few minutes, and then he said:

'A while ago I was walking up and down this very deserted railway line we're at now, when I met this woman. I brought her back to my cardboard box and for 3 weeks straight we made the most passionate love ever!'

'And did you kiss her?' asked Vladimir.

'No,' replied Paddy,' She didn't have a head.'

biko

Very good

FunkyChicken

Thats G R square root of 64

Nasty_Girl

heard that years ago, i dunno, to me it was just funnier when the punchline is: I couldn't find her head.

Setun

Great stuff man. Top dog

Somnus

Its alright