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Pauly26

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"



--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.



"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

--Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

--Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

--Al Gore, VP

pred racer

classic! ROTFLMAO:D

whiskeyman

I think Bush must be circulating this one around... not one of his gems on it!

mchurl

quality but i agree bush has to be in there somewhere:D

Gandalf23

I'm sure I dated some of those girls...

rugbug86

Gandalf23 wrote:

I'm sure I dated some of those girls...

[JOKE]well they'd want to be stupid to date you.....[/JOKE]

GLaDOS

Im sure Bush will have his own thread

Z

ahh bushisms ftw

Sam Vimes

Pauly26 wrote:

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Vice President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

--Lee Iacocca

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

--Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

--Al Gore, VP

were all bush. they're all on a poster i have of his quotes

Diarmsquid

Pauly26 wrote:

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Al Gore, Vice President

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-Al Gore,

I've got a poster of Bush quotes and it says that those 3 were said by Bush. Suspicious.

old boy

bush well hes just bashfull he doesent want to take the credit for everything he says, just trying to off load, yeah like the irish guys against rumania today

RefulgentGnomon

The Mariah Carey one is the funniest by far!:D

TerrorFirmer

The Mariah Carey one is the best.....oh the ignorance!

DamoKen

Diarmsquid wrote:

I've got a poster of Bush quotes and it says that those 3 were said by Bush. Suspicious.

those 3 are definititely Bush, apart from having his unmistakable profoundness about them I've seen them in at least 3 seperate places, always attributed to himself

Somnus

Pauly26 wrote:

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

I cant believe she said that