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Who shot the beaver?

  • 25-11-2005 10:31am
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better in my life... I
    have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
    you think of that?"

    The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
    never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his
    umbrella by mistake.

    When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella
    and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you
    think of that?"

    The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

    The doctor said, "My point exactly."


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