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Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman

  • 27-11-2005 3:03pm
    #1
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman were sentanced to death by firing squad.

    Paddy Englishman was first. Before they could shoot, he yelled out "Earthquake!!!" and the firing squad ran away.

    Paddy Scotsman was next. Before they could shoot, he yelled out "Flood!!!" and the firing squad ran away.

    Paddy Irishman was next. Getting the idea he yelled out "Fire!!!". So the squad drew their guns and fired

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



Comments

  • #2
    BigEejit
    Registered Users Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    I really wish there was a tumbleweed smilie.....


  • #3
    NikNik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭NikNik


    tumbleweed.gif


  • #4
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    a good oldie, but really no need for the last line.
    It ruins the joke by scathing the listener as if they were too dumb to get it.
    It's worse that the Meteor ad with the girls explaining "this is how they dance in Lapland"....oh, is it? How bizarre...


  • #5
    The_Understandi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭The_Understandi


    Agreed ^


  • #6
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,930 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    So unfunny that there are people here who will track you down, put you in a box and leave it on Paddy20's doorstep.


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  • #7
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Hahahhaha brilliant!!!!


  • #8
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    So unfunny that there are people here who will track you down, put you in a box and leave it on Paddy20's doorstep.

    A FATE?? "worse" than death!!!! :eek:


  • #9
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Go into the corner and think about what you've done.


  • #10
    ^CwAzY^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭^CwAzY^


    It wasn't that bad..


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