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Escaped Convict

deisemum · 2005-11-27 20:38:01

Escaped convict breaks into bedroom, ties up husband in a chair and wife on the bed. The convict jumps on top of wife, kisses her ear and goes to the bathroom. Husband tell wife, satisfy him or he will kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, be strong, I love you. Wife says he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's…

27-11-2005 9:38pm

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deisemum

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Escaped convict breaks into bedroom, ties up husband in a chair and wife on the bed. The convict jumps on top of wife, kisses her ear and goes to the bathroom. Husband tell wife, satisfy him or he will kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, be strong, I love you.
Wife says he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay and looking for vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom.
You be strong. I love you.

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#2 27-11-2005 10:00pm

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Terrible but funny

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#3 27-11-2005 10:02pm

OY

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I just told my wife this one... she was not impressed!

Funny though!

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#4 29-11-2005 5:35am

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Love it.

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