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Mexicans

slipss · 2005-11-27 21:38:06

There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher…

27-11-2005 10:38pm

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slipss

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There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the
form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance.

As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon
rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy
nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke, "ees a bacon tree!!! We're
saved!!!"

"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of
machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend
quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe.

"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

(scroll down)

(keep scrolling)

(keep scroling its worth it)

With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! ees not a
Bacon Tree..."

"ees... a.... ees... a... ess... a Ham bush"

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#2 27-11-2005 10:55pm

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crap

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#3 27-11-2005 11:09pm

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I had this up a few weeks ago and it got a better reaction...

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#4 27-11-2005 11:13pm

slipss

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guess its the way ye type them

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#5 27-11-2005 11:14pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=270679

there ya are luv!

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#6 27-11-2005 11:17pm

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You're one of those people who ruins a jokes timing by saying "Wait for it" for 2 minutes before the punchline, aren't you? Admit it...

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#7 27-11-2005 11:30pm

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hah! it made me grin:)

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#8 27-11-2005 11:33pm

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yeah but which version???

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#9 27-11-2005 11:33pm

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I was too busy pondering your leanings toward beastiality in yours TBH

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#10 27-11-2005 11:34pm

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Le Rack wrote:

yeah but which version???

they're the fcuking same

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#11 27-11-2005 11:35pm

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rugbug86 wrote:

they're the fcuking same

to the uneducated perhaps. this one is about Mexicans; the other is about bacon trees... obviously.

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#12 27-11-2005 11:37pm

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Karoma wrote:

I was too busy pondering your leanings toward beastiality in yours TBH

right so joe!

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