My Future Internet Girlfriend,You Decide.

Karoma

Sico wrote:

Joysticks at dawn sir!:mad:

Sounds like [strike]fightin'[/strike] prison talk to me!

Cake Fiend

Koneko and I are going to run away to Kyoto together, I've picked out a nice little apartment just down from the Nintendo building.

She doesn't know this yet, so keep it under your hat. It'll be the surprise of a lifetime!

Now where did I leave that chloroform...

kaimera

I didn't get a mention :-/

koneko

Rarrr

I can't use my naughty eyebrow smiley in AH because of the image ban

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

jonny68

Internet girlfriends PMSL whatever next i ask myself,still ya never know me aul flower you could end up meeting with one of these birds in real life and you never know if your that keen :rolleyes:

Tar.Aldarion

Binomate wrote:

Tar.Aldarion ftw! Is she a guy? Is he a gal?

Not in the poll, my eternal love for pighead is still unrequited.


So, I'm not a gal to be jealous, Shabadu ftw!
Good luck you two, let us know how the relationship goes!

stormkeeper

It's a tiebetween Le Rack and Regi, though most people think that he wouldn't know what to do with them, lol

Silverfish

I can't believe I wasn't a contender.

I demand a recount / re-poll. Whatever.

regi

regi > boards.ie girls

Setun

If Lady J's still around tell her to give me a call. Her avatar intrigues me... :P

VOTE LERACK!

Le Rack

HEY PEEPS! Look we all know I ra- sorry ROCK, and me and pighead have been having it on the sly for quite some time now, besides I was the first girls he kissed over the iterweb, or so he said! Also ask, Blu_Sonic, he re-christened me "Le Kinky Rack"

btw darling, "The sympathy vote" ??? No, these are just intelligent people!
Seriously what more could you want, than a confident vibrant young lass with stamina and a high sex drive, who also happens to like moonlit walks on the beach...!

Le Rack

Also to the other ladies, you may as well stop spamming poor boardsies trying to get their vote cuz the only winner here is me.

koneko

Le Rack wrote:

a confident vibrant young lass with stamina and a high sex drive

Pfff

<- +Int and +Agility

Le Rack

Also, I used to do ballet, Irish dancing, Gymnastics, and am currently in martial arts, so I happen to be very flexible...

koneko

If you don't get a joke, don't reply to it

county

very impressive cv le rack

Le Rack

koneko wrote:

If you don't get a joke, don't reply to it

sshh I'm not up to speed with all web talk i.e. "<- +Int and +Agility"

ctrl-alt-delete

I voted Le Rack - with my limited knowledge she is the only option!!

Piste

Le Rack wrote:

I was the first girls he kissed over the iterweb,

Rachel are plural?

Le Rack

Piste wrote:

Rachel are plural?

Eh?

Karoma

Le Rack wrote:

Eh?

you said:

I was the first girls

Le Rack

Oh, right, never noticed, thanks luv, no no, no plural, just li'l old me!

johnny_ultimate

If Le Rack lives up to her name... she gets my vote.
Although id always imagine Lady J as the classy type...
And remember... this is Pighead... a fine catch. We need to see some claws, girls

Le Rack

As I said all the other girls better just go running with their tails between their legs cuz Piggy's sausage is gonna be between mine, and since I'm a veggie now, I'm gonna need me some hunka-hunka-man to keep me going...

carpothepunk

Yeah girls,you know how pigman likes it


































MUCKY!!

official best thread ever......and worst joke ever

ratboy

pigman is a legend worthy of any boardslady, i salute him. And i reckon he should be definetely getting into larack.

angry_fox

Dont think Pighead could handle oldyellar in all fairness

Karl Hungus

Sico wrote:

Joysticks at dawn sir!:mad:

I'm the one with the sword collection. Stand down and your life will be spared.

Basq

ratboy wrote:

..he should be definetely getting into larack..

I just threw up a little in my mouth! :eek:

/V\etalfish

angry_fox wrote:

Dont think Pighead could handle oldyellar in all fairness

Thats so true.

Heh i know i shouldnt have but i voted OLDYELLAR too cos not many people could tame the nutty one :-P

heh specially a pig , need a man or a fish !

The Bollox

Pighead, you legend!

Le Rack

Hey! I'm gonna take that as a twisted compliment!

Rhyme

carpothepunk wrote:

Yeah girls,you know how pigman likes it, MUCKY!!

And with a bit of snout.

basquille wrote:

I just threw up a little in my mouth!

Seconded

LadyJ

I coulda had class,I coulda been a contender,I coulda been somebody,instead of a bum which is what I am!

It was you Charlie!

*weeps*

Madge

Le Rack wrote:

As I said all the other girls better just go running with their tails between their legs cuz Piggy's sausage is gonna be between mine, and since I'm a veggie now, I'm gonna need me some hunka-hunka-man to keep me going...

:rolleyes: are you for real?

Le Rack

cue music from Grease

I am the one you want, oh honey, I am the one you want, oh oh ooh, cuz you want a girl, yes you want a girl, I'm the only one to satisfy your needs, oh yes indeed, yes indeed....

Rhyme

Madge wrote:

:rolleyes: are you for real?

Lollers

Le Rack

Madge wrote:

:rolleyes: are you for real?

god no!

carpothepunk

"tell me more tell me more,didja get very far?"

"tell me more tell me more like did he have a scar?":P

hes on the pigs back..wait,i mean le racks on HER back

LadyJ

Ha Regi,you're only the second best priest

[echo]second best,second best priest priest[/echo]

scojones

G'wan the Pighead. I voted for Regi.

This thread is ok I guess, thank feck nobody tried to speak in the third person to Pighead yet. That really gets on me nerves.

Le Rack

Jones! you didn't vote for me.....
Eh Carpo ya never know he could be on his back depending how much he does or doesn't like strap ons!

I kid people I kid!

scojones

Le Rack wrote:

Jones! you didn't vote for me.....

No babe, I want you all to myself :cool:

LadyJ

Thaedydal wrote:

Nice gal and all but is still a minor.......

By the way,where did this come from? I'm not sure but I heard the Corinthian started this rumour about me,however,I could be wrong so apologies if I am.

Zaph

You could be wrong and you are actually a minor?

LadyJ

zaph wrote:

You could be wrong and you are actually a minor?

Hmm..... But then reality as I know it would be a dillusion!:eek:

nl

the wonders of the internet. Thats all to be said on the matter

Zaph

Nothing is ever as it seems around here. Pighead, for instance, is actually a girl and is really looking for a little girl-on-girl action...

nl

oh yes!!!!!! (quote from father Ted)

Tar.Aldarion

LadyJ wrote:

By the way,where did this come from? I'm not sure but I heard the Corinthian started this rumour about me,however,I could be wrong so apologies if I am.

You don't remember our lesbian underage sex???
twas an interesting beers.