Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Funny quotes page

  • 29-11-2005 1:05pm
    #1
    BigEejit
    Registered Users Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭


    Found this page a short while ago:
    http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Doug_Larson

    couple of great quotes there:
    Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog

    A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience


    Also on that site there was:
    Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

    If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside


Advertisement