Soccer Chants & Songs.

deisedevil

I was lookin up soccer chants and songs last night and thought some of them are seriously clever and funny. would be good if everyone posted any they know. Is there any good one's in the EL. Haven't heard many.
Here's a Man U one:
(to the tune of Lord of the Dance)

Park,Park or whoever you may be,
They eat dogs in your country,
but at least your not like a dirty f***in scouse,
Eating rats in a council house!

Sung to pool fans:
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand
cause you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job!

whiskeyman

take this away now or face a banning...
(I know someone got banned before for it.)

Big Nelly

whiskeyman wrote:

take this away now or face a banning...
(I know someone got banned before for it.)

Actually had a very good thread a long time ago(must be nearly a year or more now) of footie songs from all different clubs.....mind you none of them where the chats used to slag off other fans!!

20 Times 20 Times

This has been done to death .

Villain

Funny one I heard recently was when Newcastle were playing Sunderland, Newcastle supporters started singing "Going down, Going down, Going down....." Then the Sunderland fans start singing back "So are we, so are we....."

Big Nelly

irish1 wrote:

Funny one I heard recently was when Newcastle were playing Sunderland, Newcastle supporters started singing "Going down, Going down, Going down....." Then the Sunderland fans start singing back "So are we, so are we....."

lmao

Töpher

Taken from an old website, detailing chant exchanges from a UCD/Shelbourne game in 2001.

UCD Fans wrote:

Ciarán’s ma, Ciarán’s ma, Ciarán’s ma...

Apparently there's a long story behind it, Shels fans responded immediately with:

Shelbourne Fans wrote:

Ciarán’s ma is illegitimate
She can’t find her birth certificate
She’s got AIDS and can’t get rid of it
Poor old Ciarán’s ma

deisedevil

whiskeyman wrote:

take this away now or face a banning...
(I know someone got banned before for it.)

Take it away where? I'm not going against the charter rules! If it's wrong then i'm sure a mod will close it. Shur tis only a crack anyways, as long as there are no racist chants and the like creeping in.

Cantona,Rio,Smith,
Leeds are our feeder club!
Cantona,Rio,Smith,
Leeds are our feeder club!
Cantona,Rio,Smith,
Leeds are our feeder club!:D

kensutz

There is a massive thread which we did before

kensutz

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=288917

Big Nelly

kensutz wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=288917

Thats the one....I just didnt bother going back thru it all to find it...lazy!!

kensutz

Thank god for the search function

Big Nelly

kensutz wrote:

Thank god for the search function

Didnt even notice it was back working...lol

mchurl

funny thread:D

shelsfan

Taken from an old website, detailing chant exchanges from a UCD/Shelbourne game in 2001.

Quote:
Originally Posted by UCD Fans
Ciarán’s ma, Ciarán’s ma, Ciarán’s ma...


Apparently there's a long story behind it, Shels fans responded immediately with:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbourne Fans
Ciarán’s ma is illegitimate
She can’t find her birth certificate
She’s got AIDS and can’t get rid of it
Poor old Ciarán’s ma

Also sung at that match by Shels fans:

"Have you done your homework? Have you done your homework?"

Response from UCD fans:

"Have you got your Junior Cert? Have you got your Junior Cert?"

county

shelsfan wrote:

Also sung at that match by Shels fans:

"Have you done your homework? Have you done your homework?"

Response from UCD fans:

"Have you got your Junior Cert? Have you got your Junior Cert?"

very hardcore chanting in the irish league:rolleyes:

KdjaCL

"Your supposed to be at home" But sung by Bayern Munich fans in Old Trafford to 90 minutes of home silence .

Classic.


kdjac

MrJoeSoap

There are tonnes of great ones in the eL, very few that I could post here without being banned though!

county wrote:

very hardcore chanting in the irish league

Haha Man Utd aren't exactly noted for their vociferous support!

cournioni

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Haha Man Utd aren't exactly noted for their vociferous support!

United have one of the noisiest away supports on these islands. Its a totally different story at Old Trafford though.

Here's one that the United fans sing around this time of the year, 12 days of Cantona.
On the first day of Christmas my true-love gave to me,
An Eric Cantona.

On the second day of Christmas my true-love gave to me,
Two Cantonas,
And an Eric Cantona.

On the third day of Christmas my true-love gave to me,
Three Cantonas,
Two Cantonas,
And an Eric Cantona.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true-love gave to me,
Four Cantonas,
Three Cantonas,
Two Cantonas,
And an Eric Cantona.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true-love gave to me,
Fiiiiiiive Caaaaantoooooonaaaaaaas,
Four Cantonas,
Three Cantonas,
Two Cantonas,
And an Eric Cantona.

etc.

and after the 12th, UNI-TED! UNI-TED!

cournioni

Another couple of songs:

M-U,
M-U-F,
M-U-F-C,
O-K!

and...

ATTACK!
ATTACK!
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!

Töpher

county wrote:

very hardcore chanting in the irish league:rolleyes:

Because of the club UCD are, there's usually good banter between fans like that.

Fat ginger Kate Moss!
You're just a fat ginger Kate Moss!

-Sung at Pat's ("Junkies" for those who don't know how fans of other clubs refer to Pats) keeper Barry Ryan in Tolka park recently.

Thanx 4 The Fish

They were very quiet at anfield and there were 5000 there.

Not For Sale, Not For Sale, Not For Sale.

Was one of the ones we were singing to them, not sure why but they were not all that appreciative of that one. Also, Once a blue always a Manc, Rooney did get alot of applause at the game too..

cournioni

The self pity city chant aimed at Liverpool fans is quite funny.

therecklessone

At the Lane...

West Ham's our feeder club,
West Ham's our feeder club,
West Ham's our feeder club,
West Ham's our feeder club!

Van Persie,
When the girl says NO
Molest her!
(think Craig David)

Martin Jol
Martin Jol
Martin Martin Jol
He's got no hair
We don't care
Martin Martin Jol.

20 Times 20 Times

The best chant of all , the dundalk one

Get into them , Their easy
Get into them , Their easy
Get into them , Their easy
Get the fuck into them YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

sung at the cup final 2002

tell all the boh's you know ,
garry haylock is better then crowe o o o

Another one we sing , excuse the spelling

We are the musha , the musha ali

bless them all , bless them all
the long and short and tall
bless forwards and bless all the backs
bless all the men with the white on their back
cos its off to tolka we go YaHOOOO , to give them all a show

Black army (sung by one side of the shed) White army (sung by the other)

Come on you lilywhites , (you all know how that goes)


In the deepest dark south africa , where the whites have never been
lies a body of a elephant shagged to death by philp greene , philip greene
philip greene , lies the body of a elephant shagged to death by philip greene!

Iago

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Can do anything, Feared by the Blues, Loved by the Reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh the KGB are knocking on his door
cos he's been stealin all his money from the poor
When the Kremlin get his number....
Chelsea's going underrrrr
Oh the KGB are knocking on his door
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In your bitter blue world,
In your bitter blue world,
you dont go to cardif,
You dont win no cups
you sit and you pray for UTD f*ck ups
In your bitter blue world
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we went down the wembley one fine day in may,
united supporters so loyal that day,
and when it was over and when it was done,
we'd beaten benfica by 4 goals to 1

the first was by bobby the arch of the rest,
the second was scored by THE georgie best
the crowd they all chanted, for i never did,
and the 3rd one was scored by young brian kidd

the crowd were all singing, for they wanted more
then bobby arrived making it 4
a night to remember, a team to repore,
the great man united, the greatest of all