List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hongkong

Atrocity

List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hongkong

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• I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
  
• Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
  
• Gun wounds again?
  
• Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
  
• A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
  
• Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
  
• Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
  
• Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
  
• Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
  
• You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
  
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
  
• You daring lousy guy.
  
• Beat him out of recognizable shape!
  
• I have been scared sh**less too much lately.
  
• I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
  
• Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
  
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
  
• How can you use my intestines as a gift?
  
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
  
• Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
  
• Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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Gone West

Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

lmfao! that was rather amusing

MistressPandora

"You are young and wide, young Chedder."

Star Wars subtitles from a DVD made in Sri Lanka. I've seen this, laughed my ass off throughout the entire movie.

Shiminay

Absolute classic stuff that. I heartily roffled my way through them.

TerrorFirmer

Anybody who's ever bought any dvds abroad in asia will know that they provide more comedy then anything else.

From my Gangs of New York:

Scene where Leos father says about not wiping blood off the blade:

"Stay Strong the passion of St Michael"

I mean - Imagine you were deaf and trying to watch these movies!! :eek:

BigEejit

haha ... class ... most modern movies arent too bad, but some of the older ones were a howl. I have one that has english subtitles from a completely different movie, they are above chinese subtitles that are correct .... and we cant turn the stupid things off