Is there a nickname for the Phil Lynott statue?

LegacyUser

Heinrich wrote:

The namestyles:

The prick with the stick
The tart with the cart
The hags with the bags
The erection at the intersection
The skut on the butt

and sadly no more

The whore in the sewer ot
The floosie in the jacuzzi.

so

Tin Lizzie and the like is a no go!

i agree, but i think still phil is pretty dam good, the best so far imo

J.R.HARTLEY

Heinrich wrote:

The namestyles:

The prick with the stick
The tart with the cart
The hags with the bags
The erection at the intersection
The skut on the butt

and sadly no more

The whore in the sewer ot
The floosie in the jacuzzi.

so

Tin Lizzie and the like is a no go!

you forgot the chime in the slime, remember that, what a catstrophe that was


btw again erection at the intersection is too long too many sylables in the key words doesn't roll off the tongue.


so far ace with the bass and the brown in town fit the naming convention best

KTRIC

The Manky Lanky Junkie Monkey

robinph

Heinrich wrote:

The namestyles:

The prick with the stick
The tart with the cart
The hags with the bags
The erection at the intersection
The skut on the butt

and sadly no more

The whore in the sewer ot
The floosie in the jacuzzi.

so

Tin Lizzie and the like is a no go!

And all those names are negative towards the subject of the statue, so although 'ace with the bass' is quite good it does not seem to follow the theme quite right.

LegacyUser

J.R.HARTLEY wrote:

so far ace with the bass and the brown in town fit the naming convention best

both these don't cut the mustard, i mean "the brown in town"

wtf!

J.R.HARTLEY

i didn't say they were the ones, i aid they fit the naming convention best or the XXXX on/with/by the xxxx.
i already said i liked stil phil best earleir it unfortunatley doesn't sit with the naming convention

LegacyUser

J.R.HARTLEY wrote:

i didn't say they were the ones, i aid they fit the naming convention best or the XXXX on/with/by the xxxx.
i already said i liked stil phil best earleir it unfortunatley doesn't sit with the naming convention

this is a tough one hartley, it anit v naming convention friendly.

i'm going with still phill for now.

TheBigLebowski

Do I win a prize if it's called "The Ace With The Bass"?

Sleepy

The Boy that's back in Town

J.R.HARTLEY

Sleepy wrote:

The Boy that's back in Town

second and last words generally have to rhyme

smalltalker

Some good ones there!

I think The Rocker in a Jocker is the best so far: it fits the rhyming convention, is suitably irreverent towards the subject and makes use of Dublin slang. (It's just a shame he actually looks so serene in bronze.)

Of course if 'guitar' rhymed with 'smackhead' this thread would be quite short :v:

TheBigLebowski

smalltalker wrote:

Some good ones there!

I think The Rocker in a Jocker is the best so far: it fits the rhyming convention, is suitably irreverent towards the subject and makes use of Dublin slang. (It's just a shame he actually looks so serene in bronze.)

Of course if 'guitar' rhymed with 'smackhead' this thread would be quite short :v:

I tend to agree...

Mr.Nice Guy

'The crooner with the tuner'.

TheBigLebowski

Maybe we need a poll?

Nasty_Girl

Poor Phil

TheBigLebowski

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

'The crooner with the tuner'.

If only he was a crooner and possibly holding a tuner also...

LORDOFDOOM

Teh phil with teh skill wins it for me I'm afraid.

Tin lizzy made me laugh

Mr.Nice Guy

TheBigLebowski wrote:

If only he was a crooner and possibly holding a tuner also...

In fairness the Spire isn't exactly an erection...

Sangre

The singer by the minger...
(damn molly malone)

TheBigLebowski

Right I've put a surprising amount of time and effort into this one and I think I might be on to a winner. It ain't an easy one but I reckon this might just be crazy enough to stick! Ready yourself.........."The Bender With The Fender"

Ok so he wasn't a bender (although i'm sure he went on his fair share of benders) and I'm not even sure if he played a fender but what difference does that make?

EDIT: Just checked and he played a Fender Precision Bass...

J.R.HARTLEY

bender? :eek:

Bard

TheBigLebowski wrote:

Wait til we have a statue of The Fonz though. We'll be laughin'.

"Ah yeah, he was Irish, he was. One of de Rialto Fonzarelli's. Yeah, lovely chap. Loved his mammy. And his coddle and chips. Yeah. Heyyyyyyyyy!"

Anyway...

How about

"The singer near the mingers"

(He IS in the heart of Dublin after all...)

*runs away*


[edit]: Oh sh*t, never saw Sangre's post... sorry, heh

Eh... The singer near Burger King(er)...

*shuts up*

JC 2K3

Tin Lizzy? I think not, how about BRONZE PHILLY?

Töpher

The Lynnie.

Diarmsquid

ferdi wrote:

is that racist? sorry

The racist who's a basist.
Btw, i don't think its racism either, but I jumped on the rhyming oppurtunty.

The Bender With The Fender would be good if he was a bender.

The star with the guitar?
The metal gutarist? (because the statue is metal??)

J.R.HARTLEY

he's outside bruxelles isn't he?
the dub by the pub?

Dyr

the jig in the wig ??



:v: < thats if yiz wanna be racist about it

Dyr

the schmoozer near de boozer??


:v: < ffs thats only brutal, that one

Funkstard

The Afro off Grafto is the best so far IMO.

I love all the Spire ones, they're hilarious;

The stiletto in the ghetto
The prick in the brick
The stiffey by the lifey

and now we can add;

The erection at the intersection.
The Nail in the Pale. Brilliant.

Kernel

When are they gonna ERECT a statue of The Thrills outside The Globe? Oh wait, next week it would be another band....

Rhyme

Afro off Grafto still takes it for me...

'The player with hayer ' (hair in a Dublin accent)

Macker

The Beat on Harry Street

Pighead

The Brum In The Slum

Pigman II

The smackhead in the jacket.

Pitseleh

Willy Wonka

Theremin

The fear with the guitar?

Fear as in 'man' as gaeilge (pronounced 'far').

rubadub

Pigman II wrote:

The smackhead in the jacket.

now thats good. it rhymes well if you use a "jacinta" accent.

"smackhea in de jackhea"

Philler on the Pillar