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  • 02-12-2005 5:39am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭


    This test only has one question but it's a very important one.

    By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally.

    The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

    Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

    Please scroll down slowly and consider each line.

    You are in Florida.

    Miami, to be exact.

    There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.

    This is a flood of biblical proportions.

    You are a photojournalist working for a major Irish newspaper.

    You're caught in the middle of this great disaster.

    The situation is nearly hopeless.

    You're trying to make a career out of shooting photos.

    There are houses and people swirling around you.

    Some are even disappearing under the water.

    Nature is showing all of its destructive fury.

    You see a woman in the water.

    She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken away with the debris.

    You move closer . . somehow the woman looks familiar.

    Suddenly you know who it is . . It's Her Majesty, The Queen of England !!!

    At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under, forever.

    You have two options:

    You can save her, or you can take the most dramatic photos of your life.

    So, you can save the life of The Queen, or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women.

    Here's the question and please give an honest answer:

    Would you select color film or would you rather go with the classic simplicity of black and white?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Didn't this joke used to be about George Bush?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭plonk


    you deserve a boards award for this thread black and white by the way she is too ****e for colour


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Poo


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Heard it before but still quite funny

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,762 ✭✭✭WizZard


    What was the Queen doing in Miami?

    It was better about George Bush to be honest.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭Dermington


    :v: :v: :v:

    that was sh!t


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    Old


  • Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭endplate


    Nah wouldn't have the same effect using George Bush. Cos you wouldn't even consider thinking about saving him:D


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