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  • 02-12-2005 1:27pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭


    A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
    She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

    The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

    "Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.

    The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"

    "I'm a Manchester United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a United fan?"

    "Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a United fan and my dad is a United fan, so I'm a United fan too!"

    "Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a United fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.

    What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"

    "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Very very funny, however as a liverpool fan i am slightly(only slightly) offended

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Yeah, I was thinking about swapping the Liverpool and Utd there :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Boooo enough with the soccer already


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    chuckle chuckle chuckle:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭Maskhadov


    ha ha


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