Sexual Harassment

Oriel

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

WizZard

:v:

Dermington

:v: :v:

Atrocity

:v::v::v:

TerrorFirmer

Hahaha, very good!

Another dwarf one:

What does a Dwarf get when he runs through a womans legs?

A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

mchurl

:v:

Zoot

Thought it was going to be a reference to the smell of coffee.

Would work better around the photocopier/printer.

Karoma

:v:

Atrocity

when is a dwarf not a dwarf?

when his head is up a woman's skirt, he's a goblin

Capt'n Midnight

If you remember Russ Abbot you know what is coming next.

Police said that a clairvoyant dwarf has escaped from wheatfield prison.
There's a small medium at large.