Money talks!!

HybridTech

An oul man walks into a bank and shouts to the Woman at the counter: "I want to open a f*cking Current account".

The astonished woman replies "I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you; what did you say?" "Listen up, you f*ck. I said I want to open a f*cking current account now!!". "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank".

The cashier leaves the counter and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the oul man, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no f*cking problem" the man says. "I just won 6 million Euro in the f*cking lotto and I just want to open a f*cking current account, you b*ll*x, is that okay?"

"I see," says the manager, "and is this fat b*tch giving you a hard time?

Laplandman

:v: Great stuff!

TerrorFirmer

I love a good joke on a friday evening :v:

GLaDOS

Rolf

biko

floR

mc nuggets

It's brilliant. But the sad thing is it could be true.;)