The "Kill me now" song....

Shabadu

That "Just want to dance the night away" song by Barenaked Ladies, I think.

It makes me want to stab people.

whiskeyman

Shabadu wrote:

That "Just want to dance the night away" song by Barenaked Ladies, I think.

It makes me want to stab people.

That by "The Mavericks".
There seemed to be a lot of that country-crossover in the charts back then.
Blame Garth Brooks....
Gareth O'Callaghan used to play that EVERY morning on his morning show on 2fm a few years ago.
Another one of the reasons I never listen to radio since I got my mp3 player...

Angels

flikflak wrote:

Anything by Katie Melua. There are 9 million bicycles in Beijing - who cares.
I wish she would go there and ride them and fall off the great wall. Her voice and stupid lyrics make me want to retract my own head into my neck.

How can a man (Mike Batt) who wrote the wombles song write such tripe as the "closest thing to crazy".

I agree with you, lovely voice DEPRESSING SONGS ARGGH!!!.

My kill me song is 'Your Beautiful' by David Blunt, its just depressing thats all ha

Oh just taught of another one that makes me feel like toppin meself

'If your not the one' by Daniel Bedingfield makes me very very saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddd!!!

Spicy Lauren

That James Blunt tune is doing my head in!! 'You're Beautifuuuuul!!' Aah shut up!!

And also coming up to Christmas: 'Fairy tale of New York' Pleeeease not AGAIN!!

grumpytrousers

Spicy Lauren wrote:

That James Blunt tune is doing my head in!! 'You're Beautifuuuuul!!' Aah shut up!!

And also coming up to Christmas: 'Fairy tale of New York' Pleeeease not AGAIN!!

I'll see your 'Fairytale' and raise you a Shakin' Stevens 'Merry Christmas Everyone' and McCartney "Wonderful Christmastime"

xzanti

The last few offerings from Eminem drive me up the wall .... We get it Em you have a daughter and you dont get on with her mother.. Great..

joe_chicken

grumpytrousers wrote:

... McCartney "Wonderful Christmastime"

god you must be grumpy... thats a great christmas tune, always makes me smile:)

Nasty_Girl

Shazbot wrote:

"I know you like me , I know you do" - my god , lyric writing at its worst.

no no no that's genius compared to "my hump" by black eyed peas.

"They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they want to sex me"

Great just great. The whole thing sounds like they just made it up as they went alond over a demo track that came with a kiddies keyboard.

"Mix you milk with my cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa puff"
What the fck is that supposed to be!?

Closing Doors

bringitdown wrote:

Anything by Richie Kavanagh. My god, please die*

*-or at least have your vocal cord scraped out.

Thanks for that trip down memory lane...."and I not know no focail at all"

fade2black

Nasty_Girl wrote:

no no no that's genius compared to "my hump" by black eyed peas.

"They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they want to sex me"

Great just great. The whole thing sounds like they just made it up as they went alond over a demo track that came with a kiddies keyboard.

"Mix you milk with my cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa puff"
What the fck is that supposed to be!?

You must be some kind of idiot! It's clearly an analogy for the social inequalities that women face on a daily basis and the fundamental needs and wants of man that modern society has placed on them. This song speaks of the tools that God has given women to survive in this superficial modern world.

joejoem

Oh, oh, oh I wish I started this thread.

Sugababes - push the button. Makes me ill
James Blunt - Your Beautiful - Sounds like terrance and phillip from South Park
Tony Christy - Is this the way to amerdildo
Westlife - You raise me up.

Lots more, I have creativeless block or something

xzanti

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xzanti

joejoem wrote:

Oh, oh, oh I wish I started this thread.


Tony Christy - Is this the way to amerdild


Thats a classic One of my faves anyway.. Shala la la la la la... la la
Shala la la la la la... la la

You know the words...

joejoem

xzanti wrote:

Oh, oh, oh I wish I started this thread.


Tony Christy - Is this the way to amerdild


Thats a classic One of my faves anyway.. Shala la la la la la... la la
Shala la la la la la... la la

You know the words...

Even Saddam Hussein knew the words and he lived in a bunker while it was out!

muckwarrior

Nasty_Girl wrote:

"Mix you milk with my cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa puff"
What the fck is that supposed to be!?

It means "Please ejaculate in my vagina".

joejoem

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joejoem

xzanti wrote:

The last few offerings from Eminem drive me up the wall .... We get it Em you have a daughter and you dont get on with her mother.. Great..

This really vex's me. If anyone mentions his daughter, mother or ex wife he goes mental in the next song, but every song he seems to release starts off with Haley this is your daddy..... He is pimping his daughter musically, and his music is crap! Really crap! AGHHHHH!!!!

joe_chicken wrote:

shania twain - that dont impress me


only cuz shes the spawn of the devil

Agreed

grumpytrousers

joe_chicken wrote:

god you must be grumpy... thats a great christmas tune, always makes me smile:)

No - you're wrong . It's shocking. Really. Honest to God. I'm all for Christmas schmaltz, but that one is horrenduous.

too many to mention........:D

We Be Burnin
Sean Paul

We've Got the World Tonight
Mickey Harte

The Whistle Song DJ Alligator

Spirit in the Sky
Gareth Gates

The Ketchup Song


to name a few

440Hz

God there are so many its hard to pick...but let me see YES I KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE WORST EVER... some of you might find this hard to believe but I am a girl who HATES and i mean HATES "Angels" by Robbie Williams. Oh my god, the worst, most over -played, over-rated song in the history of man kind. Please make it stop. It reminds me of that scene in Clockwork Orange where Alex has to viddy the Nazi propaganda while listening to Ludwig. Not that I have any problem with Ludwig, but I imagine that if they wanted to torture someone today they could just play Robbie singing Angels instead. :mad: BAN IT NOW!

joejoem

coolsmileygirl wrote:

We Be Burnin
Sean Paul

Makes my eye twitch......Gahhhhh!!!

Tar.Aldarion

Iron maiden- all of it :anger:
choons

Shazbot

Forgot to mention anything by Sean Paul. My god that man must say the word girl atleast 500 times in one three minute song.

That new song thats out too , where the video is just a rip off of top gun. Think its Gareth Gates or Will Young.

Vikings

The milkshake song ... oh please god make it end.

... I actually like some of the drivel thats been posted on this thread, shame on me.

hullaballoo

Just heard (and saw the damned videos for) these two. Had completely forgotten them (which makes me think there could be thousands more like them).

The Power of Love--Celine Dion
I Believe I Can Fly--R Kelly.

Ugh.

DawnMc

That stupid Black Horse and the Cherry tree. I left the cafe in college coz I hate it so much. Does anyone else listen to the lyrics? SHE IS ASKING A HORSE TO MARRY HER! WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY????

joejoem

DawnMc wrote:

That stupid Black Horse and the Cherry tree. I left the cafe in college coz I hate it so much. Does anyone else listen to the lyrics? SHE IS ASKING A HORSE TO MARRY HER! WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY????

"no, no. no no no no, I said no no."



I think you'll find the horse said NEEIIIIIGGHHHHHHHHHH

DawnMc

Ma haha good one! Another two Kill Me Now songs:
Pump it Up
Call on Me

I want to rip off my ears when I hear them

Setun

DawnMc wrote:

Ma haha good one! Another two Kill Me Now songs:
Pump it Up

Pump it up? By Elvis Costello? Nay woman, it's a great song. :v:

Now a really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad song is "Man, I feel like a woman". PISS OFF!

Inisin

whiskeyman wrote:

Killing me softly... Fugees.


Kill me quickly if it's played....

Same, I can't even listent to the original without wanting to smash the radio up and use the sharp parts to gouge out my ear drums.