tenjewberrymuds

SoundWave

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand
what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been
nominated for the best email of 2005.


The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in
the Far East Economic Review:


Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"



G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."



RS: "Ow July den?"



G: "What??"



RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"



G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."



RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



G: "What?"



RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"



G: "I don't think so."



RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"



G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes'
means."



RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"



G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.



Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RS: "We bodder?"



G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."



RS: "Wad?"



G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."



RS: "Copy?"



G: "Excuse me?"



RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"



G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."



RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder
on sigh and copy....rye??"



G: "Whatever you say."



RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."



G : "You're very welcome."

garthv

Not funny at all....

TerrorFirmer

GaRtH_V wrote:

Not funny at all....

Whoever nominated that for best email of 2005 clearly picked up the wrong manuscript.

aidan_walsh

MobileInfantry wrote:

Whoever nominated that for best email of 2005 clearly picked up the wrong manuscript.

Whoever put it in the Far East Economic Review has probably been fired...

Karoma

SoundWave wrote:

This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

As voted for by..skinheads?

Gandalf23

Boo

GLaDOS

*cough*

Oriel

SoundWave wrote:

This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

Jesus, there are some ****ing arseholes out there. Yeah - like there's going to be an "official" group of people out there whp are going to accept a list of nominations for "best e-mail" of the year AND then have the ****ing authority to give an e-mail adn official award.
WHat are they going to do? Create a "Hall Of Fame" or something?
My arse.

tbh

Originally Posted by SoundWave
This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

by who? this has been around for YEARS

SoundWave

ah jaysus lads get a life... tis only a joke... i didnt feckin make it up...

tbh

ahhh I know, and its not bad. It just irritates me when people put stuff in like "this has been nominated for best email of 2005". no it hasn't. And if you need to put that in a joke to make it seem funnier, you shouldn't bother. but that's all in my opinion - nothing personal:D

SoundWave

none taken.....i got it in an email so i posted it... simple as.... its not my joke