What's your best feature?

dahooligan

My cheeky schoolboy grin
My ability to make things move with my mind :rolleyes:
The fact that me todger increases and decreases in size depending on climactic conditions... its always cold here! :eek:
I can see into people's soul, and I can take pictures with my 1.3megapixel camera phone
But above all else I have the ability to be chilled out, regardless of the situation.. sometimes this works to my detriment

LegacyUser

Physically - got me some Buns o' Steel and a great cleavage!

Personality - sense of humor, ability to take the piss out of myself, I guess

marshmallow

Physically-My eyes and been told I have lovely hands and great cheekbones!

Personality-trustworthy

Nala

WhiteWashMan wrote:

desperate for attention are we?

lol.

I don't need to look for attention, my need to make myself feel clever by making snide remarks is also nonexistant.

:v:

dahooligan

Nala wrote:

my need to make myself feel clever by making snide remarks is also nonexistant.

:v:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*dahooligan dons his afro wig*

"oh no you di-int!"

*then he clicks his fingers quickly to spell Z (Jerry Springer stylee)*

Nala

dahooligan wrote:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*dahooligan dons his afro wig*

"oh no you di-int!"

*then he clicks his fingers quickly to spell Z (Jerry Springer stylee)*

lol

:v:

edit: i like your sig.

Shinners21

I've been told my eyes and my ass...but in fairnesss that could have been some lame ass chat up line.. ha ha

IceHawk

My brain.





My big, sexy brain

Tobias Greeshman

my eyes and my killer smile

dahooligan

Oh Oh Oh... and my ability to make my missus swoon by just looking at her! (here's lookin at you baby :eek: )

xzanti

dahooligan wrote:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*dahooligan dons his afro wig*

"oh no you di-int!"

*then he clicks his fingers quickly to spell Z (Jerry Springer stylee)*

Rolf

LegacyUser

:v: BlllleeeeuuuurrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pass the Bucket
Oh Oh Oh... and my ability to make my missus swoon by just looking at her! (here's lookin at you baby )[

NikNik

I've been told I have the tiniest ears. I can flap them like dumbo (although my left one lags behind at times). I'm very proud cuz it took years to perfect and now I'm an nearly the equivalent of a black belt in ear-wagging.


But ssshhh ! nobody knows that yet. I'm still preparing to unleash it on the world later this month. Maybe Christmas Day. It'll be like the birth of Baby Jesus all over again. I can see it now :rolleyes:

Steve_o

My ability to drink with my mind....dead handy when your broke!!!:D

petes

My hairy shoulders.

xzanti

petes wrote:

My hairy shoulders.

Grrrrrrrrr

Maximilian

I have built-in air conditioning as standard and a 200gb HD.

Santa Claus

I'd have to say my beard !

(I can't believe Le Rack hasn't posted to remind us she's got a massive pair yet!!!)

Siogfinsceal

size 13 feet ehhh? is it true what they say- big feet...big smile ;-)

mines my @ss - well according to other peopel it is

ronbyrne2005

i have a great bellybutton

petes

xzanti wrote:

Grrrrrrrrr

Miss Fluff

My 3rd eye

mysterious

My geourgous sexy smile
Model cheekbones , Which I have been told

and my straight teeth wihich I'm proud not to have ever had braces!!!!

Steve_o

ronbyrne2005 wrote:

i have a great bellybutton

Odd!!!!!!! Does it have super powers?:D

Santa Claus

Miss Fluff wrote:

My 3rd eye

I think you'll find that most people call that their "belly button" !

stormkeeper

I've been told my hands and my eyes. My butt seems to get some attention too.... lol

WhiteWashMan

Nala wrote:

lol.

my personality is also nonexistant.

:v:

indeed.

joejoem

Siogfinsceal wrote:

size 13 feet ehhh? is it true what they say- big feet...big smile ;-)

mines my @ss - well according to other peopel it is

Mine are size 14 and they are just the biggest pain in the arse. Shoes are impossible to get.

spiderlegs

I'm told my height, but normally when I'm told this I become bitter shoot my complimenter a mean glare and change the subject...being tall is annoying!! It's not a good thing!

joejoem

spiderlegs wrote:

I'm told my height, but normally when I'm told this I become bitter shoot my complimenter a mean glare and change the subject...being tall is annoying!! It's not a good thing!

Ahh its good sometimes! Festivals, bars etc....

Shabadu

My enormous testicles. My firm, rotund, symmetrical, smooth, oiled testicles.

joejoem

Shabadu wrote:

My enormous testicles. My firm, rotund, symmetrical, smooth, oiled testicles.

Yours are round? Wierdo!

shakaman

My spotty bum cheeks

Shabadu

joejoem wrote:

Yours are round? Wierdo!

My mammy says they're handsome v_v

EDIT: and I said rotund, not round. Rotund means plump. No saggy sac for me.

joejoem

Shabadu wrote:

No saggy sac for me.

What? You cant beat a saggy sac! Mine hangs half way down to my knee. If get bored I just girate my hips forward and back and pretend I'm a grandfather clock

Tusky

My sexy knees, women cant resist them.

spiderlegs

joejoem wrote:

Ahh its good sometimes! Festivals, bars etc....

Ok...times height has proved useful...every single gig ever!! but that's about it. Height doesn't help in bars....if I was small I could wiggle my way to the front!

joejoem

Ah no I just lean over the smallies in front. Normal everyday things can be easier too. If we could just fix airplanes, bus's etc seats to be big sized

dahooligan

WhiteWashMan wrote:

indeed.

*snigger*

spiderlegs

If I had to count the number of times I've banged my head off those feckin' bus roofs :rolleyes: Although it is fun being tall sometimes...smaller people only look funny when they're givin' out to you.

petes

joejoem wrote:

Ah no I just lean over the smallies in front. Normal everyday things can be easier too. If we could just fix airplanes, bus's etc seats to be big sized

Feckin seats on buses are a bastard!

joejoem

petes wrote:

Feckin seats on buses are a bastard!

Especially when one is drunk on a nightlink. You end up feeling like you are wrapped in someone elses legs

spiderlegs

and the stripe of lights that run across the roof I always bang my head off it goin' down the stairs!!

spiderlegs

joejoem wrote:

Especially when one is drunk on a nightlink. You end up feeling like you are wrapped in someone elses legs

One is normally too drunk to really understand where the legs are supposed to be on the night link!!

joejoem

spiderlegs wrote:

and the stripe of lights that run across the roof I always bang my head off it goin' down the stairs!!

I have a permenant bump on my head from this. Its a daily thing. If I was to cut off my body at the begining of my ribs I would still be brushing off the ceiling on the top floor of the bus

spiderlegs

joejoem wrote:

I have a permenant bump on my head from this. Its a daily thing

Yeah but it is kinda funny though! I always find myself laughing as I go down the bus stairs thinking " I've done it again!" or laughing at other misfortunates knowing I'm not the only one!

Nala

WhiteWashMan wrote:

indeed.

That could have hurt, but for all it was sharp, it has no point.

joejoem

If you put yourself in the body of a really tall testosteron filled teenager you will understand why I loved getting the dart so much. I cant get away with it now, plus perving doesnt seem as adventerous. Jesus, wierd to think!

spiderlegs

joejoem wrote:

If you put yourself in the body of a really tall testosteron filled teenager you will understand why I loved getting the dart so much. I cant get away with it now, plus perving doesnt seem as adventerous. Jesus, wierd to think!

I can't put myself in that kinda thing...maybe that's why I am soo confused right now..I just like the DARTS cause they're more reliable than buses!
edit: oh wait I got it!!

Nightwish

my nails - I never look after them, i keep them painted black and they hurt people who irritate me