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Schools Frankenstein

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  • 08-12-2005 1:42pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 955 ✭✭✭


    If you could pick attributes from all of the schools to mould your perfect girlfriend what would you pick? Ill start the ball rolling

    Physiotherapy - looks
    Pass Science - smart, but not too much
    Womens studies - would consider doing it with a woman
    Vet girl - for the sense of humour and willingness to get drunk
    Architecture - a good home-maker
    Italian - fire and passion
    Arts - maybe she can cook?

    Untouchables:
    Psychology: "I know what youre thinking...."
    Law: ability to extract every penny from you when it all goes horribly wrong


    Disclaimer: above list is based on generalities made by the student body which I neither endorse nor agree with...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Ruskie4Rent


    What were you doing before you decided to make a thread out of this?:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭daRobot


    Agricultural science :

    A predisposition to milk my udder


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    :confused: You should probably see a doctor about that daRobot

    Nursing: for the outfit
    Medicine: To bring in the cash *hides in case his girlfriend sees this*


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    radiography: they're all so hot, must be the stray x-rays from the machines or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭muffin_man


    engineering: Coz they'll fix you good!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    arts : cause they are easy slappers :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Ruskie4Rent


    you had to bring the level down......way down!

    true though:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    *giggles*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    english-so they can recite shakesperean love sonnets at my window every night to serenade me-wow that'd be cool


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    panda100 wrote:
    english-so they can recite shakesperean love sonnets at my window every night to serenade me-wow that'd be cool


    I know a good few Shakspearean sonnets. I also have my own lute and tricorner hat. PM me your address and we're on ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Ruskie4Rent


    I'm learning a few right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    Grimes wrote:
    I also have my own lute and tricorner hat.

    Dont worry grimes we all have our own little secrets-I hear librocop has his own too and instead of going on his supposedly 'cigarrette' break he strums his lute it in the 911 kitchen.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭tintinr35


    not commerce cause well.............there just wańkers


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Agg science - depends what your into


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,169 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Grimes wrote:
    . I also have my own lube and tricorner hat.

    GET A ROOM!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    :rolleyes: subtle!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    I said Lute!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    Either way tis quite funny!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭Woof!


    Irish: It would be cool to here someone having an orgasm in Irish,

    "O Dia! Dia!
    Táim ag teacht, Íosa!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    I dont speak irish will someone please translate


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    Woof! wrote:
    Irish: It would be cool to here someone having an orgasm in Irish,

    "O Dia! Dia!
    Táim ag teacht, Íosa!!!"


    :eek: Lollerpops!

    táim ag déanamh staidéir ar an nGaeilge


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭Vorsprung


    Woof! wrote:
    Irish: It would be cool to here someone having an orgasm in Irish,

    "O Dia! Dia!
    Táim ag teacht, Íosa!!!"

    Oh god you've no battered sausages left!! Ok, just a bag of chips so please.

    Measaim go mbeimid in ann sort spraoi a bhaint as an cailin o Sasana....


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    panda100 wrote:
    I dont speak irish will someone please translate

    Just for you panda...
    Dia = God
    Táim ag teacht= i'm coming
    Íosa= Jesus


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭Vorsprung


    Measaim go mbeimid in ann sort spraoi a bhaint as an cailin o Sasana....

    Perhaps not...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 955 ✭✭✭LovelyHurling



    Measaim go mbeimid in ann sort spraoi a bhaint as an cailin o Sasana....

    as an gcailin

    I may be Northern but I know an uru when I see one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭Economaniac!


    as an gcailin

    I may be Northern but I know an uru when I see one!

    eh no, that may be northern irish dialect, down here in dublin we dont believe in writing the language, so anything that sounds cool and remotely irish can be said to be the dublin dialect :cool:

    "i can dialect my own balls, go raibh maith agat" :eek:
    - Derek McZoolander


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    After some consideration I’d have to go with philosophy, intellect without too much greed or ambition, perfect!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    "i can dialect my own balls, go raibh maith agat" :eek:
    - Derek McZoolander

    :v: :v: :v: haha good un


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    Just rediscovered this thread and made me laugh to see how much me,grimes,scraggs,big jim and humberto have matured over the years..........NOT!!

    Ive changes my mind from arty farty types reciting sonnets to:
    engineering.....where the best looking bloke are
    Ag....for sense of humor factor
    Physio.....so panda can get lots of free nice relaxing massages


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Panda, 2005? Seriously !


    And for the record I have nor matured. Arts girls are slappers and Scraggs still orgasms as gaeilge.

    I have also changed my preference to :

    all of the above


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