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The Cuckoo Clock!!!

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  • 12-12-2005 5:49pm
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    Steve_o
    Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭


    The cuckoo clock!!


    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise! Well,
    the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
    quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
    " Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all.
    Whew! Got away with that one!
    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why?, he said,
    "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
    it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the coffee table and farted."


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