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Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

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  • 12-12-2005 9:51pm
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    HybridTech
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    Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

    Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .

    Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

    Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..

    Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

    Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ..

    Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe

    Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

    Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate


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    mc nuggets
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    lol:D :D:D The paronoid one is the best


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    Hagar
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    Never heard those before. Great Stuff. :D


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    Pigman II
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    lol


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    yermandan
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    Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House


    BRILLIANT

    LOL:D


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