the "in my pants" game!

Luno

I lose my car keys ... in my pants

joes girls

are they big pants then....in ma pants.....

Bandit883

i never played this game before......in my pants

Melted M&M

playing games..............in my pants

randylonghorn

Can someone blow the whistle please ... in my pants

joes girls

randylonghorn wrote: »

Can someone blow the whistle please ... in my pants

i will huff and will puff and will blow your ******.........in ma pants:):):)

randylonghorn

Oh, my, what big teeth you have ... in my pants!!

joes girls

all the better to bite down.......in ma pants.......

randylonghorn

The cock doth crow to let you know,
If you be wise, 'tis time to rise ... in my pants.

joes girls

never wise.......in ma pants......

randylonghorn

What a naughty boy was that, to try to drown poor pussy cat ... in my pants!


(Why the hell d'you start me on nursery rhymes, they're all flooding back now!! )

joes girls

poor poor cat.......in your ma pants.......

HAPPYGIRL

rlh autobiograghy: 'My favourite cock and pussy rhymes memoirs'......................in my pants :pac:

randylonghorn

I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy and I,
Very gently will play ...
... in my pants ...



Hey HG!

Hmmm! Doesn't quite do it tbh!

HAPPYGIRL

Simple simon met a pieman going to the fair
Said simple Simon to the pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the pieman unto simon
Pies you dickhead...................................in my pants

hiya randy

randylonghorn

Jack, be nimble,
Jack, be quick,
Jack, jump over
The-Rigger's ... nvm! >_>

The tone of this conversation is definitely ... in my pants!

Queen-Mise

i am freezing cold in my bed... In my pants

joes girls

ah poor queen.....in ma pants.......

countrybabe1

hi im back again in your pants

joes girls

your no where near my pants thank you....in ma pants.......

countrybabe1

ok no need for that was just saying hello in my pants

tommybrennan15

theres a party going on in my pants

dave98

my hand is lost ... in my pants!

colrow

What is the lightest thing in the world ? It only takes a thought to lift it....in my pants

joes girls

ok me give up what is it.........in ma pants....

countrybabe1

any one want to chat in my pants

junior_apollo

This is a boring thread... there are lots better things to do... in my pants

joes girls

in a juniors pants....dont think so.....in ma pants.....

James T Kirk

The chances of anything coming from Mars
were a million to one, they said.
But still they come...

... in my pants.

joes girls

i would come too...........in ma pants......

James T Kirk

Trollop... in my pants. :P

joes girls

do they come from mars aswell........in ma pants.......

James T Kirk

Just Wexford. :rolleyes: Or should that be Sexford... in my pants. :pac:

joes girls

and are all dubs dry.........in ma pants.......;);):p

James T Kirk

Ya lookin' for troublin'? Come to Dublin... in my pants. :pac:

joes girls

me likes trouble...whens a good time to call.........in ma pants....

James T Kirk

I keeel you! ... in my pants.

joes girls

you can try........in ma pants........

James T Kirk

Wex for sex, Dub for trub... in my pants. :pac:

joes girls

so when are ya poppin down....in ma pants.....

p1akuw47h5r3it

so when are ya poppin up...in my pants:p

joes girls

do ya do alot of poppin in your pants...........in ma pants.....

colrow

do you do a lot of spankin...............in your pants

joes girls

so what an older fella would say...........in ma pants......

SenDog

Cant wait to s#'t......in my pants

joes girls

wont be standin anywhere near you........in ma pants.....

p1akuw47h5r3it

But I'll be standing REEEAAAL close to you jg;)

joes girls

will have to come find me.........in ma pants.......

James T Kirk

...To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil...

... in my pants.

Bit o' culture, for contrast.

randylonghorn

ay, there's the rub ...

... in my pants >_>


Irresistible, tbh!