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What a lovely story!!

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  • 14-12-2005 11:09am
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    Pauly26
    Registered Users Posts: 569 ✭✭✭


    What a lovely story!!

    Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said,
    "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
    dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
    did whatever with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.

    THE END


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    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    brutal,


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    joejoem
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    moo


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    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,616 ✭✭✭milltown


    Boo-urns!

    Post count +1 :rolleyes:


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    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    Back to the cage with you, back!


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    Pauly26
    Registered Users Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Pauly26


    Ye but boards is the home of bad jokes, just thought id share this one with you all, plus it gives the post police something to bitch about


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    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Pauly26 wrote:
    Ye but boards is the home of bad jokes, just thought id share this one with you all, plus it gives the post police something to bitch about

    Your not posting just to up your post count are you? thats a disgrace, :D


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    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Im Disgusted:D


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    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Pauly26 wrote:
    What a lovely story!!

    Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said,
    "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
    dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
    did whatever with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.

    THE END

    Is that you, Carrie from SATC ? :D


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    muffin_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭muffin_man


    meditraitor wrote:
    Im Disgusted:D

    For shame! Posting meaningless stuff just to up your post count really grinds my gears!


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    muffin_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭muffin_man


    That's right, totally grinds my gears!


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    muffin_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭muffin_man


    As in to say, it drives me nuts!


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I don't get it....

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    flanzer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭flanzer


    zzz...... Did someone utter something there?


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    dinjo
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭dinjo


    its official..... "WORST JOKE EVER!!!!!"


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    liamskater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    thats gay


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    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    liamskater wrote:
    thats gay
    Gaaaaaaaaaaaay;)


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    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭lovell


    please say your waiting to give us the punch line, that can't be the entire joke.


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    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭mad m


    Ah you are all so young and unmarried....Its better if it says "Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl!!!:)



    Obviously without "The went shopping,
    dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house" But instead played his X360 till the cows came home,and drank Iron bru...


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    Steoob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    dinjo wrote:
    its official..... "WORST JOKE EVER!!!!!"
    i dont think it was supposed to be a joke... i dont see any funny characterisics... its just some retarded story


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