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Mini-Noggin'

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  • 15-12-2005 4:40pm
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    lovell
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    One day a tired salesman goes into a bar and orders a beer. While he's enjoying his drink, he notices a little old man with a peg-leg and a Noggin the size of a baseball. Curious, he ask the man, "How in the world did your noggin get to me so DAMN Tiny?"

    The old man replies "I used to be a sailor, but one day, i was out sailing when my shipwrecked on a remote island. I lived there for about three years. One day a beautiful mermaid came up on shore. she gave me three wishes.

    For the first wish, I asked her to be back in civilization, for the second i wished for 25 million dollars.

    For the third wish i told her that i wanted to have sex with a mermaid. She told me 'sorry, but mermaid dont have the right equipment to have sex. So i said "how about a little head then?"


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