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What to do to drive your wife wild

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  • 15-12-2005 4:51pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. One guy
    says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"

    "Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden
    and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all
    over
    her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her
    wild."

    Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it
    gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"

    Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed
    and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"


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    #2
    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭lovell


    always good, hard to get sick of the classics:)


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    muffin_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭muffin_man


    Seen a few variations of this joke but they're all good! What drives you wild?


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    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    Thats very good. Made me laugh


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